FTC 65: The Reproducers

Author: kaufman

Date: June 29, 2005

by kaufman
6-29-05
Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it?
Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is.
WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!
But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler.
So that's the pilot. Can I count on you to buy in for a 50% share of "Suburban Hitlers"?
Tell you what. If you play "the cheerleader and the naughty janitor" with me, I'll go in for 70%.