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Monks of the Norelcan order shave themselves with long, sharp straight razors mounted on poles. They believe this will ensure their entrance into paradise in the afterlife.
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But one clumsy friar kept cutting himself and making a horrible mess of the bathroom, not to mention the permanent stains on his simple robes.
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For the sake of his brothers and the cleanliness of the monastery, he made the supreme sacrifice -- he let his beard grow out. Today we know this martyr as St. Nick.
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