Christmas Eve, 2016

Author: kaufman

Date: November 5, 2001

by kaufman
11-05-01
Chaos at the North Pole tonight when one of Santa's reindeer snapped and went on a shooting spree. Donner, Comet and 16 Elves are dead.
Vixen and Prancer were seriously wounded. Santa is making his run with a skeleton crew of Cupid, Blitzen, Rudolph and Dasher.
The crazed reindeer is believed to be heavily armed, and flying in the direction of former child star Billy Mumy's house.
DANCER! DANCER, WILL ROBINSON!