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by kazashima
4-15-01
one day in the park
I smell beans...
oh god, 7 tacos was TOO much...
hey ben....
hey joe....um, yeah?
wipe your ass...
dickhead

 

by kazashima
4-15-01
On her way to Sunday School, Little Cindy comes across a resurrected Jew.
He's alive! I should fetch him a crobar or a nice canteen!
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The messiah ponders as the little girl wonders what gift he may ask of her...
Hello, Mr. Jebus...glad you're back, sir. Can i get you anything?
hmmmmmmmm....
What do you want most right now? Tell me and I'll get it for you, Mr Jebus sir!
Ok, sparky...how about a clean diaper and a blowjob?

 

by kazashima
4-15-01
Josh is a kid with alot of problems, and not enough space to hold them all
hey sweety...
um, hi mister
whats wrong? parents don't love you? got your ass kicked by skinheads while line-dancing?
well...yeah, but....the thing that really bothers me is when i get wood thinking about butter-wrestiling with Fabio...
some truths are hard to face...
you're a fag. get over yourself.
its more fun to whine

 

by kazashima
4-15-01
One night in A-Block
what are you in for?
killed me a man what made fun of linedancin'. you?
hmmm...unpaid parking tickets
wanna dance?
i'll dig the knife out of the mattress as soon as he falls asleep...
Can I call you Fabio? I wanna write 'Love ya Fabio' on your tshirt'. I'm wearing pretty panties...

 

by kazashima
4-15-01
where do you want to go today?
lets see...trolls, whiners, or mailbox full of porn and spam?
I know its a tough choice, how about a compromise?
ok, what did you have in mind?
Logging on to AIM...
screw it, i'm not THAT bored...

 

by kazashima
4-16-01
girl shows off to gojiru
i'm not impressed ok
you do not like my shijo-no-giru-mata kicks?
can you do anything else, toots? i can bench press the maglev train while eating tokyo................
i have breasts.
....................ok you win.
you can't see them.

 

by kazashima
4-16-01
i am holy bird, you have question?
o bird, i am sick from burritos. how i get better?
try tums ok
not exlax?
not that. you get diahhrea!
should i put sticks up there?

 

by kazashima
4-16-01
Binzi tells Gigu her secret
hi! good news!
what that?!?
Gigu is happy for Binzi
i pregnant! have baby in me!
o my! that is good!
9 month later...
whew! glad it over! now i have foodstamp!
o yes! i will buy beans!

 

by kazashima
4-16-01
No one loves me. They think line-dancing is for hillbillies. They say putting an -ie on end of my name means i'm a homo....
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...most ppl see right through me. they know i just like to whine and make shit up so ppl feel sorry for me. i just want to be loved. i just want.....
No one cares, You are waste of skin.
ok i'm going to go die in a hole somewhere
That'll be five bucks.

 

by kazashima
4-16-01
gojiru takes a chance
Raaaaaaaaaargh! I am a creature!
gojiru bombs
boooooooo!
............................
gojiru realizes mistake
get off stage!
i should have mentioned chili and butter packets

 

by kazashima
4-16-01
here, wear this perfume...
what perfume? that is sheep piss in old bottle with Vanilla Fields written on it in orange crayon
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just put it on. it make me hot
this wool tanktop is itchy

 

by kazashima
4-16-01
NothingMan confides in a friend
Well....I caught on fire and she won't put me out...
Why not??
She says I'm just paranoid. The fires NOT REALLY trying to hurt me. Its all just a misunderstanding.
Did you remind her of the time she caught on fire? How much it hurt?
She said its different. THIS fire is a figment of my imagination. She says just forget the fire and not let it bother me, while she keeps throwing gas on me. Go figure.
Have you considered the priesthood?

 

by kazashima
4-16-01
gojiru takes another chance...
Ladies and Gentlemen The Song Is 'I hope you dance' by Lee Ann Womack
I hope you stick your head inside the blender, I want you splattered up inside my fender....
...promise me that you'll give AIDS a fighting chance....
crowd goes wild!
...and when you get the choice to sit it out or dance...I hope you dieeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

by kazashima
4-17-01
the squirrel is there, so he dumps on him...
...so i wanted to show her i like her, and i asked her out linedancing....
ouch, bad choice, paco...
...i signed her yearbook 'I love you Maggie', I tried to cause problems between her and her boyfriend, even got them fighting about me, and I tell her all my problems to make her feel sorry for me...
pathetic
...she still doesn't get it.
loser

 

by kazashima
4-17-01
on monday she order, on tuesday the package come with her new robot love slave
hi lady, i am fully functional and well versed in all ways of human sexylove
o good at last he here!
i have robo-matic love action and kung fu grip, i say love poems, i bring flowers and i make sure you get pleasure first always
excellent!
pays to read small print ok
but 2 things. i rust in shower and i have no tongue.
o fuck. i mail him back tomorrow.

 

by kazashima
4-17-01
NothingMan runs into a friend
hey man...
hey, so how did your talk with her go?
Well, she still says the fires not real, but she did promise not to let anyone throw more gas on me...
well thats something...
its not good for my skin.
marshmallows...

 

by kazashima
4-18-01
ah, spring brings new love...
hey, i have a 'girlfriend' now. i met her linedancing.
does she have all her teeth, hillbilly? hmm, i notice he doesn't refer to her as his sister anymore...
its a good thing too. that other guy might buy my whole story about not being after his girl now....
yeah, how conveinent. *cough*
she's really hot too...
look pal. my nest is right outside your window. i saw you taping a picture of sara michelle gellar to your hand and calling it 'kelly'

 

by kazashima
4-19-01
is it big enough?
.............
why is it green?

 

by kazashima
4-19-01
hey kid...wanna go linedancing?
boy! do i ever! lets go!
ok a few things i guess you should know...
whats that?
well, only hillbililes and fags linedance. so if you go with me, i'm going to be pumping your arse by midnight...
goes without saying.

 

by kazashima
4-19-01
one day in the park Marlboro Man meets a gay hillbilly...
howdy pardner
hey there cowboy, anyone ever tell you that you look JUST like Pacey from my faaaaaavorite show, Dawson's Creek?
huh? no i don't watch that faggot shit.
hmmm, anyways....hey, is that Yoko Ono on a tricycle?
whoa, where?? i don't see her....
nice ass, Pacey

 

by kazashima
4-19-01
Dawson's Creek, Quick Summary
blargh blargh, i am Pacey
blargh, i am joey, I want sleep with Pacey
blargh blargh, i am Dawson
blargh, I want sleep with Dawson
slut
o i am so confused!

 

by kazashima
4-20-01
NothingMan finds himself back where he started, and swore he'd never return to...
sorrow, they've called down the final sorrow...
hey there, i see the fire's out..
it burned itself out when i stopped caring...
well, what does she say?
she says nothing is going on. so either i'm mad or she's lying. either way, its the same in the end.
stage 1: numbness, stage 2: resentment, stage 3: hatred...the plot thickens

 

by kazashima
5-02-01
That book you were reading...i lost your page, wrote fuck you in the margins, spit in it, burnt it, buried it, and pissed on its grave...don't be upset
christ, you're just TRYING to piss me off....
don't be mad...if you loved me you would just accept it and get over it.
well, maybe you're right. after all i did lose your page once too...
YOU DID WHAT?!?!? ASSHOLE! IT IS OVER!
i hope its the frontal lobe that contains all memories of her

 

by kazashima
5-02-01
This week on Dawson's Creek.....
?
....the longest Male on Male kiss in TV history!...
!
o sweet jesus! let it be Pacey...LET IT BE PACEY!

 

by kazashima
5-05-01
Curtain open on stage 3, Last Act
i told you i will do whatever it takes to keep us together. i love you.
does she really mean it?
nothing is more important to me than you are...
i was hoping you'd say that...
except for the other guy i'm in love with
except for the other guy she's in love with

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