All comics by ken18smith

 

by ken18smith
11-22-09
How can I make more MONEY?
-Layoff Workers -Cut Benefits -Move Factory Overseas
I STILL need to make more MONEY?

 

by ken18smith
11-22-09
So we are almost finished writting the Constitution
Should we put something in there about abortion?
No Thats just common sense
Your right... All killing is wrong

 

by ken18smith
11-22-09
Hey Andy, did you hear about the kid that floated away in a ballon?!?
Yes, But I heard it was all just a hoax. Its terrible that people are so desperate for attention...they'll do anything.
Definatly...But O yeah the whole family is going to be on Larry King tonight, I'm recording it on my DVR!
EXACTLY...

 

by ken18smith
11-22-09
Help Me!!! My House is on fire!!!
You got my mother out of the burning house before it collapsed.
Thats our job.
I am the attorney for the person you saved from the fire. She is now suffering from back pain from you carrying her out of the fire.
I was just doing my job.

 

by ken18smith
11-22-09
00 News Station
coming up we are going live to Iraq, to check on "Operation Freedom"
00 News Station
After all these years of war, the US is making progress.
00 News Station
Soldiers are proud to fight for our country. They are just not sure what we are fighting for?

 

by ken18smith
11-22-09
Tell me what you saw miss.
It was a black man. He came in and just started shooting.
Can you tell me where you where at last night.
I know you are looking for a black man...
And that Any Black Man Will do!

 

by ken18smith
11-22-09
HELLO... I am from United States.
Ya, I Knew that
I always felt sorry for your culture because you are not as technology advanced as us.
You wasteful people
Now that I came here and learned how much easier life is if you work together, instead of competing against each other.
Maybe this guy isn't as dumb as I thought he was.

 

by ken18smith
11-22-09
Not again
Tina, would you like to go out for dinner tonight?
I thought we could discuss you getting that promotion.
Well.. I guess
Then we can go back to my place and see if you deserve the promotion

 

by ken18smith
11-22-09
Hey Joe, would you like to see my daughter?
Not really
I can tell she is smart. Maybe she will be a doctor.
Women should not be doctors.
My daughter can be what ever she wants to be!
This country is going crazy. I remember when women stayed home in the kitchen where they belong.

 

by ken18smith
11-22-09
Hey mike, hows it going?
I am scared, tom just said he heard the boardroom say that layoffs are coming.
Its those Damn immigrants coming here and taking our jobs.
Why did I bring this up with him?
Why don't they just stay in their own "Fricken" country!
Didn't all Americans originally come from another country though?

 

by ken18smith
11-22-09
Hey mike, hows it going?
I am scared, tom just said he heard the boardroom say that layoffs are coming.
Its those Damn immigrants coming here and taking our jobs.
Why did I bring this up with him?
Why don't they just stay in their own "Fricken" country!
Didn't all Americans originally come from another country though?

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