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Kevin the Domainer
So what's the big emergency?
I just got an email from someone wanting to buy one of my domains for an obscene amount of $$!
So what's your next move?
I can't think of that right now Stanley, I need to go shopping for my new yacht.
Maybe I should tell him that email was from us?
Screw the human. No one calls Danica Patrick an "over-exposed bimbo". Not on my watch.

 

The Gift
So instead of buying you a regular gift, I decided to register your name as a domain to be your gift.
Rachel broke up with me.
Thank goodness you only registered it for 10 years.

 

Network Solutions
What are you so mad about Neal?
I'm still mad about the whole Network Solutions "front-running" thing.
Yeah, me too. But what can you do?
I've got a plan.
Are you sure this is a good idea?
Now if I can just figure out a way to get you in the air duct.

 

Barry and Stanley
Kevin asked me to help him find a new birthday gift for Rachel. She hated the whole "I registered your name as a domain" thing.
I need to find a gift that shows his undying love, unequivocal romance set with a hint of charisma, charm and sincere unbridled passion.
I wonder what I can get for $200 NamePro bucks?

 

Breaking News
THIS JUST IN... the domain name extension .mobi is officially dead.
Look. A new post from Rick Schwartz saying he's thinking about MAYBE possibly CONSIDERING he MIGHT buy more .mobi's in the foreseeable future.
THIS JUST IN... the .mobi domain extension is on the rise and domainers everywhere are calling this the next big domain trend of the century.

 

Bido.com
Have you heard about Bido.com?
Yeah. I heard it's a website that allows domainers to fight-to-the-death in an all out battle royale of domaining skills and mixed martial arts techniques. Two domainers enter, one domainer leaves.
I heard it's a new live domain auction website.
I hate you.

 

Fast Food
Hi. I'll take a cheeseburger deluxe, an order of cheese fries and a root beer.
Great. Your total comes out to be $68.13.
$68!! Are you joking!
No sir. Our company recently invested in a premium domain name and we are trying to recoup some of our expense.
Nevermind then. I'll just take a chocolate shake.
Great. Would you like to purchase the entire shake or take advantage of our fractional ownership program? $10 gets you whatever you can fit in the straw.

 

Goodbye Rick
Did you hear that Rick Schwartz is stepping down from domaining?
SHUTUP!!!
Yeah, he said he's moving on to other things.
We need a new "Domain King". Can I borrow your crown?
That's why the penguin offered me $20.

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