All comics by kodae

 

by kodae
2-15-01
So...What's the meaning of life?
Why do they always ask me? Like I really know anything..
Are ya gonna answer?
Er...yeah...the meaning of life if to give me your pants.
So then, you really are gay?
Take 'em off slowly...

 

by kodae
2-15-01
Come on...just gimme a little kiss?
I just don't think it would be right, Charlotte.
Then let's just have sex, I've wanted to for so long!
I'm attracted to you, too. But still, is it right?
I see nothing wrong with it.
As your father, I can't either! Let's fuck!

 

by kodae
2-15-01
Hey, what's up?
Cody, I want to lick you all over.
I'd sure like that!
Come on over here then!
I'll lick you ALL OVER.
Just when you think you master fantasy and reality...

 

by kodae
2-15-01
EEEP EEEP
EWWW I hate squirrels!
I WILL KILL YOU!!!
AHHH!!!!!
I knew I should have laid off those Advil...
WE ARE FREE!!!! FREE AT LAST!!!

 

by kodae
2-15-01
Cody sits down talking to himself...
Why should I care..I mean it's gonna happen anyways!
I know. Donkey's think the same way. Nothing ever changes, and we know. We live forever. Ever seen a dead donkey?
Dude, me and you like have the same beliefs! This is sweet! And no, I haven't.
Who would have thought that a human and a donkey would share the same views?
Dude, we're both asses...

 

by kodae
2-15-01
Two animals get high...
So, I says, I says, I says no, it's MY beak!
HA HA HA HA H AHA HAAAAAAAA Wait, why was I laughing?
The bird sees the perfect chance to get the real deal on elephant.
Cause you were telling me about your first gay experience...
Yeah, I forgot...
****FLASHBACK****
I'm gonna "saddle" you all night long, big boy!
I'm a ready!! YEE HAAAAA

 

by kodae
2-15-01
Cody decides to turn on the TV...
He doesn't even know how I hoe him around.
SNL is actually new tonight. Thank god for this TV!
YES YES!! Look at me. Stare at my wonderous light!
Crap, I gotta check my E-mail. I wonder if I won that auction....
One day my friend, we will face off. And I will win!
Until you get the Playboy channel, I think I win.

 

by kodae
2-15-01
Dude, my dick is bigger!
No dude, mine is!
Mine is 12 inches!
Well mine is 17 inches
How about I settle this?
I'm game...

 

by kodae
2-16-01
Why do you eat my kind? You shouldn't have. You WERE the only one who understood.
I'm...I'm....sorry.
OH OK. You're sorry. That changes everything. You killed my mom and ate her decaying meat...I'll kill you!
What's a chicken gonna do?
HE HE HEEE
I never knew chickens had magical powers.

 

by kodae
2-18-01
My name is Stacey.
My name is goat.
Where do you work?
I'm a goat.
You're not too smart are you?
Actually, I pretend to be stupid. Maybe then you won't fall on me, WENCH!

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