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by koen
7-13-03
life here in Welshyland is much fun actually....
Sheep, mountains....
Sheep...

 

by koen
7-13-03
We Lithuanians don't cheat fs! we just have many friends!
SEE?
SEEEE???!!!!

 

by koen
7-13-03
So i got killed and was locked up in this cave. But shouldn't be a problem with the powers i have.
All i have to do is to wait.

 

by koen
7-13-03
This cartoon is about the most Gorgeous girl Wales has ever seen. A girl that can get any guy. No matter if they are catholic, moslim, or communist.
Both in looks and mind she beats all other females. Ladies and gentlemen, proudly i present to you:
VAE!

 

by koen
7-13-03
Scorpio chatting to a multihunter
So Scorpio, could you please explain us the situation with the 3 accounts, all connected to your e-mail-adresses. it pretty much looks like cheating you know...
HAH! I'm a penguin-members, and penguins-members don't cheat!
What was going on then?
It was my cousin all along! He made 2 accounts on my computer. And i let him use my e-mail, because i'm so nice.
Hm ok, sounds like the truth...shall i reopen you then?
Yes please.

 

by koen
7-13-03
We have asians!
We have Africans!
We have Ahriman!

 

by koen
7-13-03
Quit it, yank!
Hamburgers and coke!
NOOOO!!!!!
Louis Armstrong! Elvis presley!
Ahri do you have a deathwish?
Our beloved leader Bush! we so rawk!

 

by koen
7-14-03
PsychoNL trying to convince KoeN backstabbing in LH is not done.
You are the lowest of the lowest! You might have won, but atleast i still have my friends hahaha
and your comics aren't even funny ffs! hahaha i so 0wn you!
Well, congratulations with rank #5 then.

 

by koen
7-14-03
D-Day for 5:5
Kan3 you here? We got incs ETA6, can you send some? We may win the round if we cover this!
Kan3??? You here?
*Kan3 has left the building

 

by koen
7-14-03
*Sheila23 joins #sexroom
Oh RIGHT! So you're name is "Sheila", fat bastard? Soooo original! Plz go away Fred47, i've had enough of your pathetic jokes. Psycho.
Hahaha yea ofc you're horny arsehole! Sicko's like you never get laid. Well i'm off now. Have fun jerking off over morons who do believe your stupid lies.
Mwhehehe take that!

 

by koen
7-14-03
4am. QD has got many incomings...
Hi Jamesy! ~*giggle*~ have you got some def for me sweety?
Eek! A hot chick needs me for planetarion! I'll need help here...perhaps she will cyb0r me after this...
~*smile*~
*cough* ehhh sure hun...let me check.
4:20am. KoeN get's a phonecall...
And people ask me why i hate both yanks and Welshies...grmbl
All you have, ETA7! I'll let you shoot with my gun if you help me now! Do it for your country!

 

by koen
7-15-03
Life of a bee isn't easy...It's hard work i have to do, and it's not without risks...
Although i do notice people appreciate nature more, these days...
More and more people get a pet...The list of endangered species is getting smaller...
These signals make me happy...
tehehe

 

by koen
7-18-03
Now talking in #defcon
So i've been to this tennis tournament today! was much fun! :))) blablabla
Hahaha tennis is for pricks. Only stupid people watch it!
No really it was much fun!
watching a ball go forward and back, must be thrilling...or were you the ball? Hahaha
Tsss Welshies...
ok that was fun. Now where's Dolly?

 

by koen
7-18-03
Package for "James".
That's me. What's in it?
Me, magic-troll. I'm sent to change you into a pumpkin.
A dream come true.
Happy thanksgiving, Ahriman.
This is a stupid cartoon. Now transform me back.

 

by koen
7-18-03
koien fsfsf trasnadofmrh me bachsck
what?
getsfe thre trolhhdgs heeereey plszc
Quit the typo's.
yehefelp mee ehfeh!@#$!2`1
I'm fked.

 

by koen
7-20-03
HAHAHAHAH
No he doesn't see it....hehe
Ahri....
Just realise you can't win!
hehe KoeN so 0wns you!
*g*

 

by koen
7-21-03
Some yank
So I'd like to thank all of my fans, to start with. You guys have been supporting me always, i can't tell how much I appreciate that. I'd also like to thank God... Steven ofc, he has been great..
All of my family and friends, without you this wouldn't be possible.. My foster parent child Koko for sending me these funny drawings..
My 3 dogs Sam, Tiffy and Josh.. My sponsor.. The guy who did the lights was good also.. Did i mention God yet?

 

by koen
7-21-03
Hey Koen!!!
Your comics are NOT funny!
And i'm not a pumpkin!
So transform me back, and quit making more of these lame comics ok?
OK?
*fart*

 

by koen
7-24-03
It's hard to piss me off really. But if I do get mad , I'm still able to control it.
I'm stockpiling all my anger then untill I reach the point where i simply have to let it all go.
What's this warm stream I'm swimming in now?
fuck...

 

by koen
7-24-03
Nothing ever happens here...I'm bored..
Hm yea I guess our lives have their dull moments...
*sigh*
*sigh*
Mwhehe

 

by koen
7-30-03
God, did you see Bruce Almighty yet? You're black there! hehehe
Yes Jesus I saw it.
Don't you think it's funny?
The black guy was ok. Jim Carrey irritated me more. But i've taken care of it.

 

by koen
7-30-03
Hey you were the guy hitting that buoy with your boat right?
Hehe so you capsized, and then were laying in sea screaming for help?
fs...
You've been accused of raping a buoy. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

 

by koen
8-01-03
fs that's good looking guy...need to get his attention...but how?
a chat-up line...
Hey! You look like terminator! You never laugh! That's sexy!

 

by koen
8-01-03
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Ekpyro&ID=164612
Hey did you see that girl who just bumped into me?
Why does this never happen to me??
She was fit don't you think?
She was drunk!!!
I don't care much about that...
I need to think of something good now to take the piss out of him. But first a wanking...

 

by koen
8-04-03
Alfredo The Invisable!
NEXT!!!

 

by koen
8-05-03
Is it a bird?
NOoooOOO!!!
NoooOOO!!!
Is it a plane?
NooooOOOOoo!!!
No..
It's the White-Power-Ranger!
To serve you.

 

by koen
8-05-03
Hi i'm Holly. I'm a very fit and very shy virgin-schoolgirl.
Eek! A big scary monster that wants to rape me! Oh no!
Bend over, little slut!
Make it quick!

 

by koen
8-12-03
Level 1:1
Pingpingping! TIKU TIKU TIKU!

 

by koen
8-14-03
Hey Arnold, wasn't Hitler born in Austria aswell?
That'd be the only similarity between him and me! I'm very diffirent!
And didn't Hitler move to another country also, and became a politician?
Coincedence! How could you compare me to such an evil person?
Don't you have a tank in your garage?
I'll be right back!

 

by koen
8-18-03
So what do you think about integration then? Do you believe we should change our attitude against immigrants?
No. But I do believe we could atleast try to atleast talk to them...
So you're black....What happened?

 

by koen
8-18-03
Hey man! Do you like this song?
The Doors! They are soooo good! What kind of music do you like?
The Doors are ok I guess...
"Light My Fire" is their best song in my opinion, what's yours?
Bartender....hurry up, please..

 

by koen
8-19-03
North-westside!
South-eastside!

 

by koen
8-21-03
I'm afraid there's little I can do about it. You'll probably get the death-penalty. I'm sorry...
Hehe no worries! Allah wil make sure there will be 7 virgins waiting for me in heaven. That's 7 more than I shagged in 40 years on earth.
I don't think people who are in heaven, ánd virgin, will be very pretty...

 

by koen
8-21-03
The lawyer may be right about that...
Allah, what do my virgins look like?
How should I know? They wear burkas ffs...
It's time, my son. Have you got a last wish before you leave this world?

 

by koen
8-21-03
Well yes, I do have a last wish..
Tell me please.
sex0r?
Yes! Do me Mehmet!
Come on, don't be shy!

 

by koen
8-21-03
That wasn't very nice of you Allah...
I thought it was pretty funny...
By the way, how come you just have a head?
Well, I was waiting for the bus in the Jerusalem...
When I heard this explosion...

 

by koen
9-01-03
I'll be more than happy to be your 'test-object'...hehe
damn faggy trekkies...

 

by koen
9-29-03
Castle Greyskull, Stafford. Richard Jukes receives his present.
A m000 cow!!! m000 m00!!
#chaoz, a few hours later
Guys!!! i got a m00 cow! It's brown, has 2 horns and gets agressive when i walk around in my red sweater.
Sounds like a bull to me...
It can't be!

 

by koen
10-09-03
The morning after.
This mohning my dohteh brought me coffee.
And whispehd in mah eah, "hea is youh coffee, mistah gouvahnoh".
That was really cute.

 

by koen
10-11-03
Don't worry, it'll fit!
There has to be a first time for everything, little one!
Stay tuned for more action from "Jerry The Friendly Funcondom", after the break.

 

by koen
10-12-03
So most people in professional football didn't finish school...
Apart from their goals, Norway wouldn't have scored.
There's no width on the wings.
...that doesn't mean they can be very observant, at times...
He must be lightning slow.
He went through a non-existant gap.
...some say they are even better in kicking against balls...
The ball could have gone anywhere and almost did.
I'd be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game - one's already been sent off.

 

by koen
10-12-03
Hey look James! Koen is online! Let's take the piss out of him with a semi-funny drawing in MSpaint.
Cunning plan Doug! By the way nice butt. I love Scotland.
A Scot and a Welshy living together, trying 'comedy' in MSpaint. Should I laugh or cry?
http://mysite.freeserve.com/terahertz/koentoon.jpg
*KoeN cries
No humour. Come on Doug, let's go and throw some trees with me.

 

by koen
10-14-03
One of these penguins has aids.
And I know who.
Don't look at me like that for fuck sake!
Do you?

 

by koen
10-15-03
One of these penguins is from Wales.
And if you search long enough...
...you might even find my sense of humour aswell.

 

by koen
10-17-03
KoeN, you field hockey playing fairy. go look at the "other game"....Nukezone!
Me??? fairy??? Does this mean you're straight now? ....What? Who you're dating with?
Loch Ness

 

by koen
10-23-03
5 bottles of cheap wine justify lies mmmkay?
KOEN!!!! WAKE UP YOU LAZY BASTARD!!!!!
I'll have to start at 14:00 today, no worries mum!
Back to sleep!
Where am I? Oh right...hockey...girls...wine...this must be the afterparty...but why do I have a headache? And what's that smell?
So remember kids! Drugs are bad!!!

 

by koen
10-27-03
My mate Wouter
Hey are you crying?
Is very subtle
yes
but not when drunk.
HAHAHAHA YOU'RE CRYING HAHAHAHA

 

by koen
10-28-03
Part I
OPEN THE DOOR NEO!
"Dear Neo. You are the chosen one! All you see is fake. Welcome to the matrix". WOAH!
Reloaded
Neo has special skills!
Neo has special skills!
Revolutions
Neo, you saved the last human city! I can not tell you how grateful we are blablablabla
Ok I'll be playing counterstrike again then. Ciao!

 

by koen
11-05-03
I hate cinemas!
At the start of The Matrix, people started to clap! I mean it's just a movie, not a fuckin orgasm...
So when was the last time the crowd gave you a standing ovation then?

 

by koen
11-06-03
Damn
Dirty
Hippies

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