All comics by kooma

 

Shelly experiments by kooma 2-09-01
You're feeling it huh?	umm... yes Mr.Monster man I guess I feel it...? ?	Reality... Sheesh, I'm just a dealer i don't think you need to call me a monster. I have feelings too you know!?

 

Mr. Wizard returns to PBS. by kooma 2-13-01
Backstage at PBS.... Finally PBS has realized after all these years that kids love me! Uh who the hell are you creepy old guy?	What do you mean? I'm Mr. Wizard I've been entertaining children for age.. well mainly the 80'

 

A glutton for punishment. by kooma 2-17-01
After a fight with her boyfriend Kelly walks home angry and depressed God! I can't believe that jerk dumped me... i hate men wtf am i'm going to do now i'm so depressed that I can't go on. No one loves me i might as well just go home and take 78 sleeping pills and.... shut up hooker!	Excuse me? Can't you see that I'm in the middle of having a nervous breakdown here! I'm at the end of my rope and the last thing i need to hear is some bum in a trashcan who smells like crap telling.. Shut yo' mouth woman you talk to damn much!! *fart*	Oooo. I like you how bout you come back to my place and we can get to know each other better? I wonder if she can tell that i have herpes..(?)

 

Goats will eat anything by kooma 2-17-01
Why are you looking at me like that?	Is that goat over there? Why yes it is.	.......... He's got my torn out pubes in his mouth

 

Low Budget Gundam Wing (in a nutshell) by kooma 2-20-01
in space.... Yes Wing Zero! We have stopped the Rockafeller foundation and Colonel Zecks all in the same day.. the colonies are saved! Yes we have.. but who is the real enemy. I can no longer tell myself. For humanity to truly obtain peace there is only one solution..	What the hell are you talking about Hiro we won.. oh i think i know where this is going.. Yes I must self destruct for the security of our being.	Will Hiro survive? You'll have to find out next week but yes he will.. wait wtf? all your base are belong to us? Apparently there isn't any prozac in Japan BONZAI!!!!

 

The Wendy's experiance by kooma 2-21-01
Wendy's hmmm this is some good food... hey aren't you Dave Thomas?	....	Well aren't ya?

 

Teach your kids how to read! by kooma 2-23-01
Mom! I'm going to take a bath Ok honey be sure to use lots of soap	Mom! I'm going to take a bath Ok honey be sure to use lots of soap	Honey, that big jug is the bleach...

 

Life after Jerry Springer. by kooma 2-23-01
Mommy where do babies come from? Go ask your Father!		Daddy where do babies come from? ARF ARF

 

Never play freeze tag with only two people by kooma 3-12-01
Tag your it	ok, uh who is going to un-freeze me	Come back with my t.v.!

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