All comics by kosmo2000

 

Elbow pain by kosmo2000 12-02-02
Have you seen my ulnar collateral ligment?		Not lately.

 

spare change by kosmo2000 12-02-02
spare change?	i'm tryin' to get back to oakland	dude, i just need like, a dollar

 

Happy Holidays by kosmo2000 12-02-02
Happy Holidays! Hey, I'm really not as creepy as I look.	Oh really? What's in the box?	A gangrenous foot. Why am I not surprised?

 

I love parties by kosmo2000 12-02-02
How's it goin? You here alone? ACTIVATE MOLECULAR DISINTEGRATOR		I just love parties.

 

COPS by kosmo2000 12-02-02
YEAH!!! PARRRRRR-TY!!! WOOHOO!!! SIR STEP OUT OF THE KILT AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, NOW!!!	Woah, hang on a sec you want me to...	BAD BOYS, WATCHA GONNA DO, WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU, BAD BOYS...

 

teletubbies by kosmo2000 12-02-02
Where am I ?	This is the Teletubbies show.	Holy shit are you serious?

 

Rawk for Jesus by kosmo2000 12-02-02
Yeah, rawkin' for Jesus!	All night long!	Rawkin' for Jesus! This is NOT what was supposed to happen.

 

COPS2 by kosmo2000 12-02-02
you thinkin' what i'm thinkin?		uh, i wasn't thinkin'

 

customers suck 1 by kosmo2000 12-02-02
I want a half decaf half caf half non fat soy half low fat milk latte with just a touch of hazelnut syrup.	5 seconds later god these people take forever	might as well check my e-mail This is going to be very satisfying.

 

silk boxers by kosmo2000 12-02-02
You mean you don't like them? Wah wah wah wah wah	But they're silk! Wah wah wah wah wah	Uh, th-they were on sale!

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