All comics by krisitan

 

by krisitan
9-29-03
What i'm afraid he thinks...
I feel ugly
Thats because you are
...
Of corse your not ugly
okay, so maybe i don't worry about this part.
There has to be someone better online!
i wonder what he does on that computer all the time

 

by krisitan
10-02-03
In the depts of Hell that we call band hall after 6th period where Mr. Reed works.....
I told you everyone out of the bandhall by the tardy bell!!
As myself and several other people were running out of band hall....
OBIOUSLY YOU DONT CARE ABOUT THE COLOR GUARD, OR YOU WOULD BE OUT OF THE BAND HALL BY NOW, A WHOLE FIVE SECONDS AFTER THE BELL!!
*brisk walk* *mumble* i'm moving as fast as i can
A whole 10 seconds after the bell..... This guy is really scary, only berkner band people know!
COME ON YOU HUSTLE ON THE FIELD GET OUT OF HERE.
Your the biggest jerk i've ever met, and the only band director i've never liked

 

by krisitan
10-02-03
The biggest jerk teacher i know!
Mr Reed just kicked me out of the band hall he is such a jerk!
I know, he has his good times and his bad, Mostly bad
See this picture this is what i want to do to him!!!
Ohhh..... Doesn't everyone!
The picture
What? Huh? Oops my bad!

 

by krisitan
10-05-03
What is with school?
It NEVER gives you days off when you need to finish homework....
But when you have nothing better to do, they give you monday off!

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
Time is 9:01pm
Oh, no :(
Raccoonhal signed off at 9:00:36
The next day Time is 1:19pm
AHHHHHH!!!!
Raccoonhal signed off at 1:18:42
YAY!
Finally!
Raccoonhal signed on at 1:45:06

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
Me and Patti, and how every other conversation goes!
Hey
Hey
Whats going on?
Nothing much, just being my perfectally angilic self
Yeah right!!
Why do you say that?

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
We've already had this conversation
No, no tell me why
This showing up multiple times is NOT a mistake
We've already had this conversation
No, no tell me why
I'm not having this convo, we always have this convo!
Why am i not innosent Kristian?

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
I think that grabbing a guys balls makes you not innosent
That was an accident
That wasn't an accident!
Yes it was Kristian!
How can you have the same accident 4 times in one night?
That was an accident

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
I know this seems to repeat...but it's far short of what actually happens.
Your not innosent!
Yes i am kristian
Fine just stop talking to me
I am innosent, how am i not innosent?
You grabbed walters nuts!
that was an accident!

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
WALTER!
....Hi Patti
I love you Walter!!! I want to have your babies
...
Where are you going walter?

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
As Paul was taking a walk...
?
Gimme all your money!
But i dont have money
Okay, in that case i guess i'll just take you to feed to my family.
Good Kangaroo

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
A very disturbing scene
Vampire
WHAT? Don't say that again
Vampire Vampire Vampire!
Mel, your making me angry
after will strangles her
You shouldn't of strangled me for saying vampire!
I warned you, and i'm always right

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
Somewhat-real event
You know Andrew, it makes me mad when you pick me up
So what, i want to pick you up
I cant stand you
it turns me on
What am i gonna do about this idiot, he makes me mad.
Well, i think you've made him mad enough not to talk to you for a while.

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
There is something odd about this picture
I'm going to get you!
Whos gun is bigger??
...?
Well mine is longer
Yes it does i have the biggest gun in the state!
Its Zach, and a old boyfriend of mine! 2 of a kind
I have the biggest 'gun' in the whole world
I have the biggest 'gun' in the whole world

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
There is something odd about this picture
I'm going to get you!
Whos gun is bigger??
There is something odd about this picture
Well mine is longer
i have the biggest gun in the state!
Its an old boyfriend of mine and Zach! 2 of a kind
I have the biggest 'gun' in the whole world
I have the biggest 'gun' in the whole world

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
After a long run (in what time it took to make several more commcs, and do various other things) Patti catches up with Walter
*breathing hard* I finally found you!
Oh, no i thought i ran far enough to be outta her reach
I didn't really mean i wanted to have your babies
the thought scares me
Poor Patti, always scares the poor boy
I'd be happy with just a one night stand.

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
NO! WALTER COME BACK!
The life we could of had...
Going into patti's imagination
Oh Patti I love you so much! will you marry me?
I told Kristian once i only wanted a one night stand, but i was wrong.
Back to the real world
I may never get over him
Guess thats just the way life goes

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
Who said that??
It was I, My hunny bunch
Cris?????
Patti???
Kristian I told you i didn't like her, so why do you put me in commics with her?
*smiles angilically* Oh, no reason

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
So whats up Kristian?
Not much, but hey i've gotta run I have a hot date (Hal) tonight.
Ah! My love know that she's gone you can stop pretending you don't love me!
We'll you'll never be walter but i guess you will do!
EWWWWWWW.....
I want you....sensual chocolate!
Mmmmm....Come on Cris

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
I want you....sensual chocolate! Mmmmm....Come on Cris
Ewww.... *gag* Teach me to listen in on my friends convos
mysterious and mumbled talking
Back, to safety
Hi!

 

by krisitan
10-06-03
While talking online
You looked really different at the dance saturday night
Yeah, that is the point of dances
I mean, you looked really different, you didn't look like Kristian Walsh
Yes but i assure you that i am back to normal
2 bad....

 

by krisitan
10-07-03
I wrote a comic about you yesterday
a What?
I made one about you and walter, you said you wanted to have his babies, then took it back and said u only wanted a one night stand
That doesn't even sound like me! i wouldn't say i wanted his babies plus, ur making me sound bad saying i want a one night stand arn't you?
But you do don't you?
Thats not the point, the point is i have to retain my innosent look.

 

by krisitan
10-07-03
What innosence? your not innosent
Everyone thinks im innosent, except you. Who all see's these comics?
Oh, just me and hal, and alot of other random internet people
Your making me not look innosent
but your not!
Yeah, but no one else knows that

 

by krisitan
10-08-03
So what did you get on that math test today?
A bad grade, i failed.
Man i got a 92! I will never get a 100 in that class!!
Grrr... i woulda paid her for a 70.
Hey what did you do that for?
Complaining about a 92, when i got a 60... ur annoying sometimes

 

by krisitan
10-08-03
Your Hott Sweet and Sexy
I am not
Well this looks nothing like my mother, but o well
...
I heard that Kristian, your gonna make that boy not like you anymore, your making yourself 2 easy.
And, mom walks off leaving me with yet another thing to try not to do...i must say it won't work!
Mom! i don't think hes gonna hate me for complementing him.
I know you KLW! i know you do it more than once! Your gonna smother him!

 

by krisitan
10-09-03
I'm so exosted from my busy scedule, i need something to wake me up!
Band and homework work together to put a load on seniors
okay, my lame attempts to be funny enough to wake me up....
*suprized and pointing* LOOK ITS CAPTIAN PANTS!
WAKE UP!!! *BOOM!*
Yeah....i fell asleep, im feeling really quite lame today :/
...?

 

by krisitan
10-13-03
You can't fool me! i've seen all your latest commics, your in love with the girl with the big head!
nope....
I know it's true, i will never be loved *cries*
NO NO NO NO NO!
I wonder how to make him stop liking her
whats with that guy? do i see him everywhere?

 

by krisitan
10-13-03
Could you please explain why you hired a kangaroo to kill her?
because you thought i loved her
okay? we're you jellous of me thinking you loved her or something?
I don't get jellous
either way, i was just kidding, i needed something to write about
guess i'll have to make one where fire can't kill her or something because i love her so much...

 

by krisitan
10-14-03
......end of the world.....
blah, blah, blah
..........vampires and deamons and warewolves...........
blah, blah, blah
wow Will said vampire and he's not trying to strangle himself

 

by krisitan
10-14-03
ALRIGHT! e-mail i'm sure i got something good
You currentally have 10 new messages
...1) "fwd chain letter" 2) "best on ebay" 3) "neopets special promo" 4) "win the comp of your dreams" 5) "once you try you wont have sex any other way" 6)"fwd don't delete"
7) "new scholarship opertunity" 8) "member update from sbcglobal" 9) "angelfire invites you to..." 10) "New lycos news"
Man, i get 10 new e-mails and nothing that i want to read
thats because your a lifeless idiot and no one wants to e-mail you

 

by krisitan
10-15-03
Lack of sleep is going to kill me one day
Yeah, it gets to everyone
Did the monkey just talk???
nope, not gonna talk again
man, i'm so tired im seeing things
hehehe... monkey won't talk on command

 

by krisitan
10-15-03
Hey, Hal i heard Laura say paul fell asleep in the cafeteria!
maybe we should do something evil to him!
so we run off to do our dirty work
Just what i was thinking, I think we should dress him up!
hehehe
Upon awakening
!!!!
HAHAHA! you look like an idiot!

 

by krisitan
10-15-03
Paul horlocker.
Who did this to me? who? what? why?
*snicker in the background*
I look like a gay, wait, i am gay....
i'm sorry sir, you are in violation of the school dresscode because you look so gay, could i please see your student ID?
muhahahaha!
Uhh... I'm not a student here
Oh well thats a 2000 fine for being on campus when your not a student, but since you look gay, i'll make it a 3000 fine to be paid in full by tomorrow or JAIL!

 

by krisitan
10-15-03
Hey paul, i have a present for you
Shut up, i just got a 3k fine...wait a present? for me?
Yes, i thought it would fit your tastes
oooh! what did you get me?
his present
Hey baby, i'm shemale the rabit here for your every pleasure
YES! i may actually get some

 

by krisitan
10-15-03
alright lets go, where is the nearest bush?
*points* right over there my lovely
at the nearest bush
behold its me! Julie Brabbs
wow! your a real girl...we'll i must admit i'm not sure what i'm doing
Don't worry i know what i'm doing i get it from my cousins all the time
Lets get it on!

 

by krisitan
10-16-03
Ewww... your letting them have pleasure together? they shouldn't be allowed pleasure!!!
Your insulting my comics now?
But, their such jerks they shouldnt be ALLOWED pleasure of any type
well think of it this way, their brief pleasure will cause them much pain
how?
Paul will actually get some wich will make him crave it and Julie most likely won't put-out again. And Julie DESERVES a jerk like Paul

 

by krisitan
10-23-03
Last night as i was laying on my back in the livingroom trying not to move for fear of injuring myself more
You know what Kristian
This is really ironic
today on the bus ride home you(or is it I or we?) (were/was) thinking that I would let hal rub my back if he wanted to
I felt a slight knot
never did i know i would be crawling arond on the floor 'cause i couldn't walk and trying to figure out a way to not move
heh, and Hal is confused about what i'd let him do tonight :)

 

by krisitan
10-23-03
Who am i talking to now? me? in different clothes? maybe....
Wow its been quite a while since i've done a commic
Thats because your life is full of school and band!
And Hal!
You need to chill for a while
yeah, like thats going to happen with Sam Houston this weekend and sat's next
dude, just get some rest

 

by krisitan
10-23-03
This is acutally something i was thinking of on the bus wednesday night (pretend the little guy is me i guess)
After all the things that have gone wrong tonight 2 band people in the hospital and 2 more got a detention for walking around the school
as bus pulls up next to 2 more busses so there are 3 in a row
what could having a bit more tradegy hurt? what if the bus drivers were mad and wanted to drag race with eacother
That would be wild, and sorta fun if no one got hurt

 

by krisitan
10-23-03
You know, sally, i have a very important question to ask you
go on!
Sally will you marry me?
*sweetly* You came all the way down here to ask me that?
This isn't sally you idiot! I'm her boyfriend Martian
*gulp*

 

by krisitan
10-29-03
Ugh.. soooo soooo sleepy
Remember we have to get up tomorrow morning for band
HA! I'll get u back Cris G
Soooo Soooo sleepy....
haha and we have to get up tomorrow morning even though ur sleepy
*points* ha! we'll at least i don't look like i just got up bed-head!
Goah, Kristian ur fiesty for being "sooo sooo sleepy"

 

by krisitan
10-29-03
Hey! its the real punchbag bob Just in time!
*while punching* My charactor doesn't hav.e ne other poses
wow, he relieves stress so well!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The punch made contact with my head and......
?????
YA!

 

by krisitan
10-29-03
AHHH! AHHH!! SOMEONE GET AN AMBULANCE QUICK THE PUNCHBAG KNOCKED HER OUT!
I'm sorry to say this, but she was just to heavy to get to the ambulance, we couldn't even lift her enough to get her onto the cart
Haha!
we'll this does portray the media well.
And we have some news abou the girl that got beat up by everyone's favorite punchbag bob!
After she was 2 heavy 2 be lifted onto the cart, the perimetics drug her to the hospital, where despite torn clothes and sidewalk burn, she is expected to make a full recovey. in other news, bob is...

 

by krisitan
10-29-03
hmmmm i wish i woulda accepted that journal lotz offered me
It woulda been of use right about now!
hmmm maybe i should try paper?
nah, i can't share that with the whole world
wait! I got it
*goes to make second strip creator account* This will work perfectally

 

by krisitan
10-29-03
Now where did my reigndeer go?
after walking several miles
I need my reindeer to get back to the north pole
Man...this is a lame comic
Am i going to have to dig you out again?

 

by krisitan
11-03-03
YAY!
I can share my thoughts with the whole world
and don't have to worry about reprocussions

 

by krisitan
11-03-03
heh
kinda put the last one on the wrong account
well at least hal wont bug me about what it says

 

by krisitan
11-09-03
Sorry if this posted twice, i hope it doesn't
I'm dating the master of over pertection
HEY!
monica and andrew
I'm dating the master of stupidity
what?
Suddenly, dating the master of bad timing doesn't seem so bad
Hey Kristian, sorry i'm late...now what were you saying

 

by krisitan
11-09-03
Guess what kristian! WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!
We are?
WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!
YEP

 

by krisitan
11-09-03
I'm getting tired of only having one pose
I wish they would make more, i look so negitive
although i guess i CAN change clothes

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