All comics by kryptiX

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by kryptiX
2-17-05
Dude, What the shit are you doing here?
...
Dude, What the shit are you doing here?
...
Fuck it.
...

 

by kryptiX
2-17-05
So, I am you?
No, you were me.
Were...?
Uh-Oh...

 

by kryptiX
2-17-05
Hey, Do you want to play Star Wars?
No.
You sure?
...
...
Well, then I get to be Han Solo.

 

by kryptiX
2-17-05
3...2...1... Start Round!
I'm So 1337!
Bang!
!
You Died!
Ahhh!!!! H4X0RZ!!

 

by kryptiX
2-18-05
I finally unlocked the last level on the latest Mortal Kombat
Hyia! Sho!! Huargh!!!
Okay, the guide said to press L1, R2, X, Square, X, O To see the secret ending.....
(Fatality Music)... (Blood Gargling)... (Screams)... "I will Return!!!" (End Credits Scroll)
What a waste of money.

 

by kryptiX
2-18-05
Guess who I'm pretending to be...
Me?
No.
Hmm... You?
Damn it. You win again.
I gotta quit doing this.

 

by kryptiX
2-18-05
Pull my finger.
No.
C'mon, I'll help you down.
No, now stop asking.
I'm sorry...
Good.... Hey, can you get me some pancakes?

 

by kryptiX
2-21-05
Right, So I met this gay clown once...
Really? What was it like?
... Well, he looked a lot like you.
Oh. Silly, it was me!
I feel sick.

 

by kryptiX
2-21-05
I saw a crazy goat the other day.
Did it buy you anything?
What the hell are you talking about?
So it didn't...?
No, it was a goat. Idiot.
Oh... I'm hungry.

 

by kryptiX
2-21-05
Dude, I'm so stoned right now...
Dude you aren't stoned.
Shut up, yes I am.
Dude, you sniffed glue. Besides, it was non-toxic.
You're such an ass. Why can't I ever screw around with you.
Probably cause' last time you "screwed around" my head ended up being stuck in a bucket. Remember?

 

by kryptiX
2-25-05
Aha! I've finally done it!!
...What is it?
Don't look at it!
Dude, It's a pen cap... Taped to a broken tape dispenser.... Pointed up..? What... What the hell are you doing with that?
Putting it on your seat so when you sit down.... Ahahaha, the ultimate prank!
Right... And I won't see it how?

 

by kryptiX
5-03-05
Dude, I got some sweet new clothes today.
Really? Like what?
Uhh... Well, actually, I just got new socks with monkeys and Christmas trees.
Can I see them?
Well, actually, I lied, I didn't get anything.
You're such a loser.

 

by kryptiX
5-03-05
I'm so emo.
Well, how does that make you feel?
Well, quite frankly, sad.
Prove it.
Kay.
Hey Don! Come check this guy out, he's hammering nails into his head!

 

by kryptiX
5-03-05
At school...
Arrghahh!!! I'm your worst nightmare!!!!
No you aren't.
Okay punkass, 3 o'clock at the grass field, be there.
Is that AM or PM.
Do you want to get punched?
No... I hate you.

 

by kryptiX
5-03-05
3:00 PM at the grass field
Where is that punkass...
3:05 PM at the grass field.
Where were you, punkass!?!
In band class. I feel... AHHHAHGAHHA!!!
Okay punka... What the shit?
Rargh!!!

 

by kryptiX
5-03-05
Day 1.
Look!
Hahahaha...
Day 5.
Look!
Haha...
Day 23.
Look!
Dude... This is getting old.

 

by kryptiX
5-03-05
Dude, you seen my clothes anywhere? I've got a date tonight.
No, why would I have seen them? Just go with what you're wearing.
...Last time I did your mom loved it.
Why's that...
Cause' I was damn sexy!
Dude, put some clothes on!

 

by kryptiX
5-04-05
*giggle*
*giggle*
*giggle*
I wish we were naked... haha..
Uhh., yeah.. Me too.
Wait, you are? Eww!

 

by kryptiX
5-25-05
Hello, I am Daniel James Roon, and I have decided to quit drinking.
Yes, ever since I was a young lad I was addicted to alcohol.
I'm really fucked up right now... I knew I shouldn't have bought that Vodka from that shady figure in the back alley. Last time I ever get a boot from Kenny Rogers...
What the shit are you doing here?

 

by kryptiX
5-25-05
Holy shit, you talk?!
What the shit are you talking about, you buggar, I'm your fucking conscience.
Well, why are you here?
I honestly don't know, you drank that shit and now I'm here.
Dude, I got an idea.... Want an acorn?
What the shit dude.

 

by kryptiX
5-25-05
Well, I dunno, can't I throw it, and you chase it?
No way, you're a faggot.
No, you are!
Well, I am you, in a sen..
Oh shit, I hope I don't ever need you.

 

by kryptiX
5-25-05
Next day...
Woah, what a dream... Are you my conscience?
Hehe, no... I'm from up the street.
I'll give you ten dollars to get me some doughnuts.
Okay.
Sucker

 

by kryptiX
5-25-05
So, the kid ended up hiring a hooker, who in turn, beat me up for owing her money. Haha, small world, huh? Anyways, to conclude, that is why I am no longer an alcoholic. Uhh.. Any questions?
Yes you at the back.
Uhhm... What's a hooker?
End
Ask your teacher.

 

by kryptiX
5-25-05
Did it hurt?
Not on your life, pig.
Did it hurt?
Hee-haw.
Score!
Shit.

 

by kryptiX
5-25-05
(who woulda thought) Did it hurt?
I'm a transvestite.
Erm... (This is awkward) Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
... Forget it, I'm going home.
Okay...

 

by kryptiX
5-25-05
So, this guy walks into a bar.
Ouch, is he okay?
I fucking hate you.

 

by kryptiX
5-26-05
C'mon I'm not fricking James Bond.

 

by kryptiX
5-26-05
So, I've decided to find my niche.
Ewww.. I had that once. Takes the fun right out of sex.
I said niche.
Well, don't.
What the hell are you talking about, you've never had sex. You always end up hurting them.
You have no proof.

 

by kryptiX
5-26-05
Did you hear, a 124-lb. catfish died on the way to an aquarium today.
Why?
Well, why not?
Huh, you can't answer that...
Exactly.
Go home.

 

by kryptiX
5-26-05
Wow, I can't believe it... A blind date. Isn't it exciting?
Sure, I guess. I mean, it has it's ups and downs.
You know, I was actualy thinking and...
And what?
So, are we going to move in together before we get married?
Do pigs have wings?

 

by kryptiX
6-09-05
Wow, Wade, I havn't talked to you since highschool... How are things going with your band?
*Man, I hate her* Awesome, we actually got a gig at the gay rights rally.... It was kinda awkward.
So, you're gay? Or you support gay rights...
Neither...
Well... Then why did you play at a gay rights parade?
Cause' I thought you would be there...

 

by kryptiX
6-09-05
Shit, this is something right out of the Twilight Zone...
I'm glad you've finally come to your senses, Aidyn.
Why is that...?
Well, you see, we have plans to leave this planet, and start a Utopian Paradise.
By the Gods! You have... You have... Real ketchup!
Complete with individual condoments! And plastic forks and knives.

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