All comics by kuma11

 

by kuma11
2-27-02
...and then i was like, "he wouldn't stoop THAT low!" LOL!!
hahaha, that's hilarious!!
...then i sad, "you mean, not the same species!" HAHAHA...LOL!
...hehe...
LOL!! oh i can't stop laughing! i crack myself up sometimes!!
....why was that funny?

 

by kuma11
2-27-02
what's wrong, red robot?
argh, i got the worst headache in the world
oh? you know, maybe it's because of school
stupid! i don't go to school
hahaha, you're stupid!
yea, i know...maybe that's why i have a headache

 

by kuma11
2-28-02
watcha doing?
AAAAH!
hello?

 

by kuma11
2-28-02
in another world...
muahaha! DEAD!
where red robot's dreams are reality...
WHOA...that's the biggest wedgie i've ever had!
you stupid fucker!
JUST KIDDING!
i am...MINI-YOU!
freakin christ...

 

by kuma11
3-01-02
yo, what's wrong?
it's keanu!
what about him? what happened?
his ass...oh my fucking god...i need to get rid of that image.
ah, should i tell mr. reeves he needs to shave down there, too?

 

by kuma11
3-01-02
cheer up! maybe it was a body double!
maybe...
after hours of research...
well? yes or no?
*sigh*
so it was really him, eh?
fuck.

 

by kuma11
3-01-02
there's no reason to hate strawberry pie really...
but it says here, strawberries cause breast cancer or something
i like coconuts better!
what do coconuts have to do with strawberry pies?
they're not sticky, therefore, they do not cause cancer

 

by kuma11
3-03-02
beee cool! don't do drugs and stay in schooool!
yah, bitches! don't smoke, either! get down with your bad self
you know, i don't feel like taking drugs now. thanks guys.
what are you talking about, dipshit? drugs are cool!
od-ing is the best feeling! i've done it several times myself!
well, if you say so...smelly socks!

 

by kuma11
3-03-02
you know what really pisses me off?
what? strawberry pie?
APs. stupid college board. they're just a bunch of greedy fuckers
whoa! why are they so greedy?
well, let's see, i'm paying $234 to take 3 exams that i'm definitely going to fail
well, i guess that IS worse than strawberry pie

 

by kuma11
3-04-02
yo, wazzup, jigga?
argh, life sucks. my stupid ap stats and comp sci teacher really should be kicked in the nuts or something
guess what class? if you're the last one to sign up for APs today, you will face a severe penalty. -100 points! so ms. tseng, when are you turning in your check?
right after school, sir..*cough* you fucker
wow, that really sucks! i'd hate to have that guy as my teacher
the best part is that i have him for TWO AP classes. yea, if i were you, i'd feel sorry for me, too.

 

by kuma11
3-05-02
gosh, life sucks...
maybe i'll use the computer. that always cheers me up.
hello, neo. follow the white rabbit.
whoa! gosh, this is like something i'd see from the matrix!
yikes! it is!
aaah, where am i?

 

by kuma11
3-05-02
why the fuck are you following me?
well, my computer told me to!
*LOL*, that's retarded. why would you listen to whatever your computer says? don't you know...?
don't i know what?
nevermind, it would be too difficult to explain
no! tell me! i really want to know what the matrix is.

 

by kuma11
3-05-02
the adventure continues...
well, in order for me to tell you more...you have to make a decision that will forever change your life...
is it gonna be hard?
it's not gonna be easy for sure...i can only show you how deep the rabbit hole goes...but you have to jump in first
hmm...what the heck, i'll do it!
very well, come with me. you won't regret this
i just hope there's cable tv wherever we're going...

 

by kuma11
3-05-02
"neo" meets the crew
heeey! i'm adversity. i was the one who hacked into the irs mainframe
WOW! really? i thought adversity was a woman!
i'm alpha. did you see the man in the red boxers?
pardon?
and i'm bigolo! i'll be your operator!
wait...don't you come later on in the movie?

 

by kuma11
3-05-02
now that you've met my crew...it is time to exit the matrix...
what do you mean? i thought we were going into the matrix
no, neo...we are in the matrix now...i will explain later, once we have set you free
yea, come on, there's been a shift in the matrix...we gotta get moving
come on, neo...let's get you ready to go
which means, say bye bye dorothy, because kansas is going byebye

 

by kuma11
3-05-02
after the excruciating transfer to the real world...
am i dead?
far from it...
after the excruciating transfer to the real world...
why do my eyes hurt?
because you've never used them before
after the excruciating transfer to the real world...
i feel sick...
welcome to the real world, neo

 

by kuma11
3-05-02
so you're up? how you feeling?
i feel...great.
hiya! i'm bigolo! and i'll be your operator today! *giggle*
operator?
the training begins...
you know...just have a seat and hang on!
....okay

 

by kuma11
3-05-02
well, we were supposed to start off with these basic programs, which are BORING!
wait, bigolo...first, i must explain what the matrix is to neo...i have to keep my promise
oh shucks!
hook us up...
where am i? is this real?
real? what is real?

 

by kuma11
3-08-02
"all the world's a stage" for me. i hate being the center of attention. it makes me feel uncomfortable.
...and that's why i'm late. sorry.
i only feel the extreme emotions: infuriated, ecstatic, or depressed. "average" means nothing to me.
i tend to be over-dramatic...
...or extremely useless
i am always there for all of my friends...sometimes i care too much.
then he dumped me! i'm so sad!!
it's okay...well, keep talking, i'll just study for my midterm for chemistry later

 

by kuma11
4-26-02
tricia explains life to the children
what does he want from me?!!
what every guy wants...sex!
tricia enlightens the stupid
i feel like a prick sometimes.
maybe you're a prick all the time and just a punk some of the time
tricia ignores fuckers
i got into the best college in america!!
yea and i'm reading my mail.

 

by kuma11
6-13-02
clango approaches tricia...
guess what!! i've figured it out!
eh?
don't listen to him!!
whaa?
he knows how PI ends.
oh...bah. whatever.

 

by kuma11
9-06-02
Hi, I'm this lonely guy from Pitzer. Will you go out with me?
NEVER!
"I think therefore I am..."
Join the ROTC. Get FREE money for college.
You know, I never did like chicken. I'm more of a turkey guy myself.
Hrm, there seems to be a plague in Claremont. A plague of ugly guys.

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