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| Bad news! Your insurance declined to pay for your treatment. Trepanning is excluded under the 'Darwin clause' of your policy. | |
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| Oh no!! I don't want to die! | |
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| Never fear! Your injury will be featured on a reality show we're airing in a few minutes, and if it's popular, viewers can pay $1.99 per vote to save you. | |
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| Won't this reality show idea just encourage an epidemic of idiocy-induced injuries in the name of fame-seeking? | |
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| Oh, of course it will... but this allows us to eventually weed out of humanity all but the most entertaining idiots! | |
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| I'll do it, then! Especially if I get to bleed on Simon Cowell! | |
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