All comics by le_merle

 

by le_merle
12-30-01
...so then Deuce says 'Oh no you won't!' and I say 'Oh, yeah?'
And no one in the missile silo was stopping you?
I didn't think it would fit but I pushed and pushed and I must have hit a button and then it just went up.
Holy God in Heaven! Was that another bomb?
No, you the bomb!
If I'm lucky, I can set you on fire with my mind before the shock wave hits.

 

by le_merle
12-30-01
The things you own end up owning you!
So I, uh, stopped by EB today.
Did you tell them about the club? How can you be so WEAK?!
I picked up a second copy of Castle Wolfenstein.
The second rule of Fight Club is I get the flamethrower!
I wish Tycho would get back so I could play with a real person.

 

by le_merle
12-06-02
Christmas is the season of giving! What have YOU bought today?
Um... things are kind of bad, and I don't have much money, but it's the thought that counts, right?
Nonsense! It's the season for GIVING! GIVE! BUY! CONSUME! CONSUME! CONSUME!
But I-- But the-- I don't--
Five minutes later...
This happens every year...

 

by le_merle
12-06-02
Hey, 'merle, thanks for inviting me over for drinks. No hard feelings, and all that.
Yeeeees. Say, stuntdouble, how's that scotch treating you?
Oh, it's f-- man, suddenly I feel kind of dizzy.
Goes down smooth, easy finish.
Feeling... weak. Room... spinning. Poisoned... why...?
Hey, what's a dope rhyme for 'arsenic', g?

 

by le_merle
12-07-02
BEANS AND HAM!
KIBBLES AND BITS!
WAYS AND MEANS!!
THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF PUDDING!!
See, now you're just being silly.
AND BITS AND BITS AND BITS!!!

 

by le_merle
12-07-02
JESUS CHRIST! What the hell do you think you're doing?
What's the point? I can't take it anymore. I'm going to end it all.
What?! No no no. There's got to be another way!
R-- really? You... you think there's something to live for?
Five minutes later...
Ha! Something to live for...

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