All comics by lebowski

 

by lebowski
2-05-03
How to steal a trash can from a fellow hobo--First: Threaten him with a hammer like so!
you see this nail! Yeah it's giong into my brain.
Step Two: have a fight with yourself, this will cause uncontrollable laughter in the hobo forcing him to pass out, so you can steal his trash can
Eww
Step Three: Taunt the angered hobo in you triumph! (Good Job)
Damn you!
that's right who's got the can now, saucey boy

 

by lebowski
2-05-03
hello baby! Would you like to dance
it must be my flaming personality

 

by lebowski
2-05-03
I reckon there ain't enough room in this town for the both of us....y'all
so you think your pretty tough huh?
Yeah!....
I...Dooo

 

by lebowski
2-05-03
Is that so? Cowboy redneck two timin' cigar smoking indian fishing cow kissin' teepee huggin' mama's boy!
You kiss your mother wit that mouth, city boy!
Yeah!...I Dooo, pea brained smelly sock eatin' goat.
Thems' be fight'n words!
Thats about right fart sniffer!
Then lets take it outside, you rat mongering son of a two legged scruffy nosed weasel!

 

by lebowski
2-05-03
We are out side knuckle assed horse kisser!
That's the last straw, beaver screwin' dam buildin' mother of a dead monkey!
So...Let's fight then!
Thems' be fight'n words, NIKE boy!
Hiyaaa!!!!!!
Yeeeehaaw!

 

by lebowski
2-05-03
SUSPENSEFUL SILENCE!!
Darn!

 

by lebowski
2-05-03
Teach you not to mess with a Ninja!
Aw yes but I am an unusually silly dragon with green skin, and I'm invincible! Bwahahahahaha.....Ha.

 

by lebowski
2-12-03
hey kid, got any acorns
hey kid I'm talking to you
HEY KID ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING!!!

 

by lebowski
2-12-03
fine don't talk to me you prepubescent brat, I'll go ask that other guy for some acorns!
yeah that's right I'm leaving you for good! it's over between us and there ain'r no coming back this time!

 

by lebowski
2-12-03
yeah you heard me, I know you heard me, I'm not coming back! Ever!
I love you!
Do you hear me? I love you

 

by lebowski
2-12-03
Oh so this is the reward! After all I've done for you! This is what you give me!
You know what!? You don't deserve to give me an acorn!
You hear that! NO ACORN!

 

by lebowski
2-12-03
Now you want to play the silent game huh?
I can play that game, I can be silent for as long as you want me to!

 

by lebowski
2-12-03
God damn you you fucking ass hole!!!
I hate you! I hate you! You...you...FUCK
alright that's the last straw, I am going, leaving, exiting, removing myself from your presence, and I am going to get my own fucking acorn!

 

by lebowski
2-12-03
this is the end scruffies my old friend, I'm leaving you (weep, weep) Good Bye
squirrels these days, sure are shady figures
I love you...
why can't you fucking squirrels leave me alone already! I don't have any FUCKING ACORNS! O.K.!

 

by lebowski
2-21-04
This lady has lost here hammer and nails
I wonder wear I put my hammer and nails?
this poor man has stolen them but unfortunately he is unaware of his limited uses, after all he is just a cartoon character.
Ah...finally my rocket will be complete with the help of these nails and this hammer, now lets try and not have an accident shall we!
Dumb, Dumb bastard, when will you learn, I mean how many people have forced you to put that nail into your head, and yet you never learn do you, I think it's by time we told him.
Damnit! why does this always happen, can't some one please tell me!

 

by lebowski
2-21-04
Dear, stick like man as you will notice the nail is no longer in your head, that is because I control your very existence, to prove it you will change into a...
hmm...what's this?
FLOATING PSYCHED OUT HEAD!
um...wasn't I just a rocket or something?
Holy Shit!
well come back never and enjoy yet another of my Zen comics!
I'm lost...
oh well.

 

by lebowski
2-22-04
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I agree whole heartedly my feline freind!
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
ah yes! of course if the dog chased the cat and the cat chased the dog then who WOULD be chasing the mouse?
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Yes but then again the frog only bounces if he has something to bounce on., like a fat belly, otherwise the frog is indeed known best for his hopping.

 

by lebowski
2-22-04
QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK!
that is absolutely right! I am sitting on a stool! how very observant of you!
QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK!
actually the molecular structure of aflying monkey is almost equivelant to that of a Kangaroo on fire. That's right I am sitting on a stool how very observant of you...
QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK!
Isn't it neat that we may have been brothers at one time and that evolution has separated us and brought us back together after millions of years....Yes I know I'm sitting on a stool OK...

 

by lebowski
2-22-04
QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK!
Don't you just love to sit back and....Damn Fuck it! I know I'm sitting on a stool OK! Now shut up!
?...?...?...?........quack?...?
THANK YOU!!!
QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! Dear God have mercy on me!

 

by lebowski
2-22-04
quack? QUACK? QUACK?!
QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK!
Aha! now I have now stool for you too...What?! Yes I know I don't have a stool, how very observant of...Oh God! Not again! I KNOW I DON'T HAVE A STOOL YOU...YOU...YOU DUCK!!!
QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK! QuacK!
Oh God! QuacK! Oh God! QuacK! Oh God! QuacK! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! QuacK! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! QuacK! QuacK!

 

by lebowski
2-22-04
stick dude arises one morning and mistakenly forsees his own future!
ah nothing like stretching your sticks on a nice morning like this in the middle on nowhere when alieans might come down and chnage you into something dozens of different creatures and then fly away.
then just as he finishes talking he looks down to rethink what he has just said and doesn't see...
wow! that was a weird morning speech, I wonder if it means anything?
Hello I am gandalf the wizard!
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!? What the hell are you doing here!?
yes I get that often.

 

by lebowski
2-22-04
Stickman can already forsee his future
oh shit, hammer and nails!
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Stick man is mad
LOOK! Look at what you've made me do. One day just one day is all Ime asking whre I don't drive a nail into my head!
I'm sorry but I have no power over your abilities but I can...
stick man has confused feelings, But I think he'd rather have a nail in his head.
Um..Thanks I guess, but come to think of it, I think I'd rather have a nail in my head.
change you into a little asian girl!

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