Season's greetings

Author: letiris

Date: December 17, 2007

by letiris
12-17-07
Merry Christmas!
You'll die screaming. They're going to chop off your head and feet. They'll rip out each feather, one by one, and tear out your insides. Then they'll stick an onion up your arse, cook you and eat you.
I think I'd like you to leave now.