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by lewismistreated
1-29-04
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Oh, woe is me StonerBot! I've single-handedly managed to bring upon the apocaplypse using only an ordinary kitchen knife!
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No, don't look at me StonerBot! I dont deserve your pity! Even the darkest confines of Hell are too luxurious for my embittered soul!
DUDE... MY HANDS ARE HUUUGE...
Oh, StonerBot, you and your partially-illegal drugs! AHAHAHA... Wait a minute... How the buggery does a robot get stoned anyway?!?

 

by lewismistreated
1-30-04
The post-apocalyptic world provides our heroes with a little too much spare time...
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...so in conclusion StonerBot, those are the 528 things that i hate about you.
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Well, now what do we do?
WE... SHOULD... TOTALLY... LIGHT... A... DOOBY...
Seriously, is that ALL you think about?

 

by lewismistreated
1-30-04
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DUUUUUUDE...
Wow, your mum really DOES look like that... I thought they were just teasing...

 

by lewismistreated
3-04-04
The surprisingly-thin Darren's momma meets up with well-renowned black man David King
Hey there, sugar. Lookin' for some action?
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Listen, im just finishin' up with someone right now, gimme 2 and a half minutes and im all yours for just 65p
...i think i'll pass
Never one to quit, Darren's momma looks for new clients...
Hey there sugar, is that a cross or are you just glad to see me?
To think, i died for these people... but then again, i do have 65p in my diaper...

 

by lewismistreated
3-04-04
The surprisingly-thin Darren's momma meets up with well-renowned black man David King
Hey there, sugar. Lookin' for some action?
...
Listen, im just finishin' up with someone right now, gimme 2 and a half minutes and im all yours for just 65p
...i think i'll pass
Never one to quit, Darren's momma looks for new clients...
Hey there sugar, is that a cross or are you just glad to see me?
To think, i died for these people... but then again, i do have 65p in my diaper...

 

by lewismistreated
3-05-04
Looks like Darren's momma is in trouble...
...so thats 5423 counts of prostitution, and one count of just being plain damn ugly.
Listen sugar, if you ignore this, i can 'repay' you y'know...
...and thats one count of attempted police bribery too.
bribery? i was merely offering to pay bail! ......sexually, that is.
Things go from bad to worse for Darren's momma
ah well, better get started... Hey sugar, lookin' for a good time?
Oh Boy oh Boy oh Boy!

 

by lewismistreated
9-03-04
The everlasting argument between Science and Religion rages on...
God.
Gravity.
Faith.
Fact.
Mel Gibson.
...shit...

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