All comics by littlepokey

 

by littlepokey
3-10-03
UMBC, the commons
So, you'll pay me to spend time with you?
Yeah, I just need someone to talk to
okay, let's go
Let's go to the Raddisson to talk
The radisson
for the last time I'm not a prositiute!
...alright, now take off your clothes

 

by littlepokey
3-10-03
I don't know how to tell her, but she's only got 5 seconds before I stab her viciously in the face...
Wanna brewsky?
It's so sad, but stabbity death is the only way
Brewdizawg?
Crap, I wanted to kill HIM!
yeah, Alchohol is good...

 

by littlepokey
3-10-03
listen chief, we're gonna have to let you go
Sei la vie
I hate you and wish you were dead with a large spike protruding from your eye
Sei la vie
did you know it's illegal to posess that sort of material on your computer in this state?
Sei La vie...I don't have to delete it, right?

 

by littlepokey
3-10-03
I lost my house and clothes
I lost on the last step of max300 on the trick oni course
sucks to be you

 

by littlepokey
3-10-03
Happy saint patricks day!!!!
Happy sait patricks day!!!!!!
happy Saint patricks day!!!!!
Freak...it's not even my birthday

 

by littlepokey
3-10-03
Happy saint patrick's day!!!
Listen!!! It is NOT my birthday and I'm NOT having fun, so from my calculations you are 'Teh ghey!'
Sir, I believe you have had too much liquour on this day of festivities
He's right, my evil ways have separated me from those I love
i must go eat a sandwich!
here, here old chap!

 

by littlepokey
3-10-03
I must have a cat on rye, tout suite!!!
I'm sorry, even if I were french all our supplies have been eatten by the canadians. who viciously bombed us for several days
Less talk more sandwich!
very well, I'll make your sandwich
6 months later....
man, that sammich is gonna taste good!

 

by littlepokey
3-10-03
Hello my Irish friend, I am a hallucination
Hello friend., will you bring me my sammie?
Help me irish man, you must put me out with your tasty liquour!
You cannot fool me, even in my enamored state!
I'm the cock of the walk!

 

by littlepokey
3-10-03
I have returned for more advise, for you are the only human who has ever loved or cared for me
hmmm, I cannot begin to tell you what is wrong with that statement, so I shall agree
Tell me, what is your secret magic mutt!
I am a Magician!
Black mage casts Zombie1
the effects of my alchohol have worn off, and sobriety is ecven worse in the 21st century
Bonus!

 

by littlepokey
3-10-03
Irish man returns to his friend from the trash can
ain't nothin' to a G, baby
My friend I must apologize for my harsh words last time I saw you
I have a plan for getting you out of prison!
Great, so do I!
Hooray!

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