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T & Dad graduation

I think I'm going to the hooding ceremony for graduation They give out hoodies?

by llcomics, 5-13-14

 

dad forklift by llcomics 5-13-14
Don't be mean to me or I won't let you drive my forklift What forklift?	I mean my skid loader, for hauling rocks Oh.	Or I could just get a gun

 

M & D hotel by llcomics 5-13-14
We didn't like being alone at the hotel You didn't feel independent?	No, it wasn't Independence Day and there were no aliens No, what's the word for the feeling we had?	Ecstacy? Lust? I don't know, I'm so sorry. Sorrow? Dispair? Revenge? No. No, shut up. Never mind.

 

Tamales by llcomics 5-13-14
The kids think we're funny. They say we do funnies. We haven't watched any funnies	Huh. Anyone want a Hot Tamale? I can't eat tamales.	I said Hot Tamale, you can't just go in someplace and get a tamale anyway, but you can with eggrolls. Yeah, that's weird.

 

Gravity by llcomics 5-13-14
That movie was good, but I don't like what happened to George Clooney George Clooney was in this? Which one was he?	Dad, there were only two people in the movie	So, the one who wasn't Sandra Bullock . . . Oh, I know which one!

 

Hummus

First and last trip to Panera You wanted to know if I like hummus, well the answer is no. It even sounds disgusting and tastes like sweat that rolls down your back and into your butt crack!

by llcomics, 6-10-14

 

My Day Was Fine I by llcomics 8-07-14
Telling Mom and Dad About My Day I know a guy whose son was roommates and played basketball with Jeremey Linn at Harvard. Who played baseketball at Harvard?	Jeremy Linn. No, the other guy.	That's not the point of the story. Don't treat me like I don't know about basketball! Who's Jeremy Linn? Is he that myface guy?

 

My Day Was Fine II by llcomics 8-07-14
Telling Mom and Dad About My Day, Part II This guy's son was also roommates with a football player from Texas who was team captain. Do you know who else went to Harvard and was the football captain? Jeremy Linn!	No, Tommy Lee Jones. How could he be roommates with Jeremy Linn, he's too old? I thought we were talking about basketball!	Never mind. I know about Tommy Lee Jones and he never did a basketball movie!

 

My Day Was Fine III by llcomics 8-07-14
Telling Mom and Dad About My Day, Part III Ok, I know a man who has a son who went to Harvard and one of his roommates was captain of the football team, just like Tommy Lee Jones was when he went to Harvard. I didn't know you could study acting at Harvard.	My point was in the rest of the story, when the roommate got to meet Tommy Lee Jones he turned down Tommy Lee Jones' invitation to dinner. That doesn't even make sense! How could the guy not already know who his roommate was, especially if it was Tommy Lee Jones!	I liked him in Coal Miner's Daughter. I would have had dinner with him. I'm hungry for pancakes.

 

High-End Shopping for Dad

I need some good quality body products - shampoo, conditioner, body soap - preferably soap on a rope - just get the good stuff

by llcomics, 7-03-17

 

Cards I by llcomics 7-11-17
Cards I Let's play cards. Five point pitch. I'll deal one card at a time. Why, is that the highest you can count?	I dealt so you bid first. Twenty.	It has to be between one and five Ok. Diamonds.

 

Cards II by llcomics 7-11-17
Cards II You can't tell me what suit until you say your bid! How much are you going to bid?	You have to say first! And in what suit! Fine. Five. In clubs.	But you said diamonds before! No I didn't, I said spades.

 

Cards III by llcomics 7-11-17
Cards III You don't know how to shuffle because you can't see and you're cheating because you won't bid first! I'll shuffle and you just bid!	Ok. Three. What are the cards that get points? High, low, jack, off jack, deuce.	High, low, king, queen, jack deuce. Got it.

 

Cards IV by llcomics 7-11-17
Cards IV No! It's high, low, jack, off jack, deuce! Queen, king, high, jack, deuce. Here's my deuce.	No! You're not supposed to play it yet! We need to pick the suit and you're supposed to play your deuce last! Hmph.	You win. I know.

 

Too Comfy To Move by llcomics 7-11-17
LAURIE! HELP! LAURIE! PLEASE HURRY! LAURIE! I NEED HELP! LAURIE! LAURIE! LAURIE ANN! MIJA! HURRY! LAURIE! LAURIE!	Hi. Can you hand me the remote. It's on the TV.

 

Church Lady

Mom, did you know you have Beastie Boys on your church music playlist? Yes. I just really like that funky monkey.

by llcomics, 7-11-17

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