WW 45: Smashing

Author: lukket

Date: April 13, 2006

by lukket
4-13-06
Hello, this is the suicide hotline. How may I help you.
Hi, I'm about to kill myself with a hammer and a nail.
Mr. There's no reason for doing that. Won't you be missed?
Nobody will miss me.
Probably not. But the hammerhead might miss you and render you unconscious. It's much safer to jump out from a tall building.
I guess you're right. Thank you very much suicide hotline.