All comics by m0g

 

First comic. by m0g 2-05-03
So what did you want to talk about? I just don't think this is working anymore babe.	Look, I told you before. I thought I had breast cancer. Have you seen my rubber gloves?	Was it something I said? "I want to have your abortion?" ewww.

 

Our newest character: LIMERICK DOG. by m0g 2-05-03
There once was a girl from Alberta. Who had a butt like you never hearda.	She spent all of her time , comitting the kinkiest of crimes.	And perfected the blowjob of murda.

 

Knowing is half the battle. by m0g 2-05-03
Basically it is impossible to fathom Rambo winning a fight with Snake Eyes. B-b-b-but Rambo has a knife!	But Rambo has not faced the evils of COBRA. And you never saw when Rambo got a bullet in his face! Right in his face man.	Also, Snake Eyes has destroyed a tank through the force of his Ninja Chop. Rambo can not do this. You ever see Snake Eyes with a lady though?

 

The terrorists have already won. by m0g 2-05-03
I didn't like that Lord of the Rings. Seemed like they were setting it up for a sequel. You know what was great. Men In Black II.	I agree. I found it very profound giving the issues confronting our society after September 11th. It had such a positive tone. We need to learn to laugh again.	Also, Will Smith is an acting force of nature. Word to that.

 

I think everyone has used this gag. by m0g 2-05-03
Into the flood again. Same old trip it was back then.	So I made a big mistake. Try to see it once my way.	Thank you. End.

 

LIMERICK DOG doesn't always speak in limericks. by m0g 2-05-03
Rejected strip title: "The back of a volkswagon." So then I was like, it wouldn't matter if it was only 4 inches, it would still hurt in that end woman! I dig on what you speakin bout. Preach on brotha.	So yeah we was doin it LIMERICK DOG styles right. And we finish and I smell somethin funny. You know what she says? Oh man. What?	'This is your own fault for takin me to Taco Bell'. Sick.

 

It's new character time again! by m0g 2-05-03
Introducing: Frank, the paperclip who listens to too much Ween. Ponnnnny, ponnnnnnny, ponnnnnny. Whether it is nobler in the minds.. pony?!?	He's over there behind the tree. This paperclip utterly confounds me.	I think it's his lung!

 

Frank's continuing story. by m0g 2-05-03
What were you doing out there? That was not Hamlet! Go see Jamaica motherfucker. Let your dreadlocks down.	I do not have dreadlocks! I am a red robot who directs plays! There's many colors in the homo rainbow.	We will be ruined if this nonsense continues! You show me yours I'm gonna show you miiiiiiiiiiine. In the homo rainbow.

 

Basically this strip is to advance the plot. by m0g 2-05-03
Man I can't believe that robot fired you. Smile on	I heard they are holding auditions to replace you. mighty jesus.	I don't think there's anyone in this town who can replace you. Spinal meningitis got me down.

 

The Red Robot's name is Davy. by m0g 2-05-03
Okay if you can recite Shakespeare while I'm holding my crotch you get the part.	Do you bite your thumb at me bitch? Uh, I don't think that's quite right.	You have not tried my leprechaun style! HIII-YAH! This sucks.

 

Ode to Frank. by m0g 2-05-03
A paperclip for a bod, Frank was no sod.	Cursed while he drank, puked and it stank.	And swore that Dean Ween was god.

 

I have horrible nightmares, they look like this. by m0g 2-05-03
Tanning is not rad.	It gives you the bad cancer.	I don't like cancer.

 

Strip #13 by m0g 2-05-03
Nobody understands the misery of being a robot. Damn yo.	My circuits burn with desire for the warmth of a lady robot. Can you shoot lasers from your chest?	I suppose I can. Rad.

 

Is this still considered stand-up? by m0g 2-05-03
So this guy walks into a bar with a 12 inch pianist... Woah woah woah. I can't tell that one here!	Later.. So she says, "If we don't have anymore fig leaves, what the hell is brushing against my leg?"	Later still.. Thank you. Thank you. You can catch me at St. Peter's Chicken and Used Matresses on Thursday.

 

This is where your employment insurance tax goes. by m0g 2-05-03
It says here that if you have an orgasm once a day it can prolong your life and make you more happy. And the next chapter talks about taking control of your sex life.	And getting the sex you want. Not only that.	But nowhere in the book does it mention your partner having to be alive. Or human. What does any of this have to do with me?

 

Ain't no party like a mothafuckin LAN party. WORD. by m0g 2-05-03
It's so awesome to take a break from a busy week of programming and come to one of these. Dude shut up I'm trying to LAN.	This is the coolest party ever. I haven't showered or ingested a non caffeinated product in over 56 hours! Man would you SHUT UP I'm trying to control my orc here.	I wonder if I'll ever meet chicks here. I am so storming your castle. Bitch.

 

I (plane) New York. by m0g 2-06-03
P-p-p-parlez v-v-vous a-a-anglais? Say what's that? English to french dictionary? Ha!	Wait a second. English? I thought you only spoke french in Canada. Nope. We speak english as much as the states. Also, as you may have noticed, there is no snow in the summer, and our women do shave!	I am intrigued. Tell me more of this Canada. We're more open about being gay. *Wink*

 

Drunken Monkey Style by m0g 2-06-03
Hey another strip about movies! Awesome! Jackie Chan is so awesome I love all of his movies. I am super elite kung-fu film fan. It's amazing to see him do his own stunts past the age of 40.	I bet he would kick Jet Li's ass in a fight! You know what's great, that end fight scene in Wheels on Meals.	Wait, was that the one with Chris Tucker? Nevermind.

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