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by m477
3-29-02
One day in a room far far away...
I love whatever is it that I do.
*** Joins: m477[Lain]
Someone accepted a odd file.
? ok...
-m477[Lain]- DCC Send m477_4_U.exe
And wish they hadn't.
FUCK! Where did my computer go?!?
HIRE ME!!!

 

by m477
3-29-02
I hate being the damn default!
Yah no shit.
They just stare at us.
Fuckers!
GODDAMNIT CHANGE SOMETHING!
I am the Cock Knocker!

 

by m477
3-29-02
Somewhere in Anime world
[01:57 AM] * Liquidblue pets his server
A man was besides himself
[02:01 AM] *** Joins: Liquidblue
O_o
Because of a shit server
[02:01 AM] GODDAMN SERVER!! * Liquidblue kicks his server
hehe

 

by m477
3-29-02
Why m477 shouldn't go into public.
I've come to warn you m477!
Whoa! It's /me!
You must not... Wait a minute did you just say /me?
Yah, well you're /me aren't you?
God do I talk that lame in RL?
You mean Real Life don't you.

 

by m477
3-29-02
One day a man had a dream.
Welcome BFP Forums
I must fix this pile of shit
But we're not going to talk about that. Just this m477 guy and his hatred for BFP.
Welcome Chris - Forum Admin
What a stupid ass password he had.
And his ability find out passwords of idiots.
Main Forum Deleted... Have a nice day.
Oh I will spanky!

 

by m477
3-29-02
Due to a massive head injury, LB lost both his color and his memory. Lets find out what happens when he meets up with Trinity.
You are?
Trinity... I'm your girlfriend.
Haha ok, where's the hidden cameras?
Cameras?
Yah, for this comedy show. BTW is that mask warm?
This isn't a mask!

 

by m477
3-30-02
Going on blind faith (and damn faith must be blind) LB believes Trinity's story and plays the part of the boyfriend
Hi honey
I HATE MY LIFE, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!!
Sadly he finds out.
I think you need to button your shirt a little more, your other chin is showing.
That's my boobs!
He'd rather be dead.
I HATE MY LIFE, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!!!
...

 

by m477
3-30-02
After that interesting date with Trinity. LiquidBlue reflects online.
I just don't know what to do m477. She's fucking insane!
m477: Well you are the only one who liked her.
LB: What in the fucking hell was I thinking?
Hell is right. You know where she spawned from right?
And then HE said he was going to kill himself!
So... that isn't a chin?

 

by m477
3-30-02
Sup
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Why wasn't there a 3rd "LB hurt his head" comic?
Because thou shalt count to 3. Fuck if I know, damn 4 is so close to the 3. That'll teach me not to use the keypad.
At least I don't have to see Trinity for a full comic!
Thank god for small miracles.

 

by m477
3-30-02
Trinity starts her evil plans.
With my lovely attitude and great body, I'll convince LB to make my kawaiiworld webpage for me!
kawaiiworld.com checking...
Only to be defeated!
WHO THE FUCK!
kawaiiworld.com - UNAVAILABLE
Welcome Mugs - kawaiiworld.com settings.
Hehe, good hentai site name.

 

by m477
3-30-02
Today on Default!
We're going to discuss a very serious topic.
Masturbation!
And how to do it safely.
Rule #1
Do not slap your penis on wooden objects with sharp pieces of metal sticking out of it.

 

by m477
3-30-02
Today on Default!
We're going to discuss a very serious topic.
Masturbation!
And how to do it safely.
Rule #1
Do not slap your penis on wooden objects with sharp pieces of metal sticking out of it.

 

by m477
3-30-02
Another date?!?
Trinity wants to go on another date what should i do?
m477: I don't know man. Are you afraide to die?
I don't want to kill myself, besides LainOS isn't finished.
ok ok. How about you take someone else, and try to hook her up with them.
That's a great idea! I'll just give her to someone else.
m477: Give? You have to pay for dumping toxic waste d00d.

 

by m477
3-30-02
Time to set the plan into action.
Alright. This sexy girl I was going to date lives here. I can't go so you take her tonight.
Is she kawaii?
Very! She likes Di Gi Charat too! I gotta go, good luck man.
l8r, thanks man!
This plan should be illegal.
YOU AREN'T LIQUIDBLUE!!!
Hey.. umm guy. Have you seen a sexy girl who lives around here.

 

by m477
3-30-02
I bet you didn't know the way to hell was through that door did yah!
You gota sexy bitch right here!
Oooh.
?
Can I ask you a personal question?
This wont end well.
Umm.. yah sure.
Why do you have a chin on your chest?

 

by m477
3-30-02
Some things are worth waiting for...
AA updated... Oh hell i'll look.
Anime.com has finally opened its doors after six years...
About fucking time!
www.anime.com
And some things are worth killing...
WTF! This isn't a anime site, it's shit... and candy... Candy coated shit!
Buy - The Insider's Guide to Sake - DragonBall Z -- History of Trunks (DVD)

 

by m477
3-30-02
Still browsing Anime.com m477 gives it a second chance.
Well maybe they have a good store.
*click* Akira Special Edition (DVD)
/me sigh
Welcome to Amazon.com - You are buying Akira Special Edition (DVD)
Meanwhile in the land of where fuckholes are made, the anime.com owner rejoices!
Welcome fuckhole - anime.com settings
We got anime! We got anime! And j00 know that we got it!

 

by m477
3-30-02
m477 quests to the land of fuckholes to challenge the fuckhole!
It was damn convient that Fuckhole city was only 4 miles from Elkhart, IN
/me thinks we're getting closer!
Pure darkness, and the smell of hand lotion. I must be getting closer!
Main fuckhole on!
It's you!
All my anime are belong to Amazon.com!

 

by m477
3-30-02
The stage is set for a geek war!
Shall we start?
Lets.
I love that damn accessories folder.
C:/war/win/ KillFuckhole.exe
- Life reset by peer
The day is won, and anime.com is saved!
Hey fuckhole! If I had the graphic I'd piss on your, burning ashes!
How in the hell...

 

by m477
3-30-02
Fuckhole ends up in hell, where fuckholes belong!
Oh this is just super! I died, lost anime.com and now i'm standing in lava... Someone approaches!
Fuckhole gets the ultimate punishment!
Oh god save me!
Hey sexy, what are you in for?
Is that a chin?
He better not say a fucking chin joke, i'll kill his ass again.

 

by m477
3-30-02
A meeting takes place.
So how did the Trinity dump go?
It could have been better.
Did she eat him?
Worse. She left him alive.
O_O
His screams come from her house 24hrs a day.

 

by m477
3-30-02
The meeting continues.
Well that didn't work. What should we try next?
Hell if I know... Now if I would kill myself, I could do it without pain right?
Meanwhile, back in Trinity's lair (AKA Hell, Eternal Damnnation, Satan's Pad)
Had enough?
Please don't make me toutch your chin again!!! *cries and vomits*
A man is put out of his misery
THEY ARE NOT A CHIN, IT'S MY BREASTS!
I can't hear or see her anymore! This searing burning sensation is so relaxing!

 

by m477
3-30-02
It's that time again!
Time for another Default comic!
Today on Default we shall discuss Fuckholes.
And people who hold good webpage names for money.
All people who hold webpage names for money are fuckholes...
...but not all fuckholes hold webpages for money.

 

by m477
3-30-02
Lesson #1. Register a address someone might use.
What shall I register today?
Register.com - www.animecheese.com owned by Fuckhole
Lesson #2. Wait for someone to need the address. Think of it as fishing :)
We got anime, we got cheese. Now we need a webpage!
Register.com - www.animecheese.com is taken
Lesson #3. When they contact you about the address. Ask for ungodly shit. Congrats you are 100% fuckhole!
What do you want for www.animecheese.com?
FHole@animecheese.com - I want 10billion dollars AND a blowjob!

 

by m477
3-30-02
RL is proud to present! A play directed by gawd. "A day at m477's job"
*ring* *ring* *ring* *ring*
I sense evil is trying to contact me.
(2) Do you guys work on Apples?
(1) *cough* NetworkLANd, this is m477 how may I help you?
(2) Apple computers dumbass!
(1) I'm sorry sir. We work on computers. How is the apple broken? Can't you eat it?? (3) Apple's are computers!?!? Hot damn! Is a orange a laptop?

 

by m477
3-30-02
Lesson #4. Find a shitload of emails and give them to a porn site.
m477@lainos.org huh?
www.bigtits.com - signup
Lesson #5. Make money while annoying the fuck out of others and slowing down the internet!
(2) New message - Big TITS!! BIG NIPPLE LOVER!!!
(1) Time to check my mail.
Lesson #6. Do not use your real email! Angry people might try to find you. Congrats you are now Fuckhole lvl 2!!!
fhole@animecheese.com signed you up for BigTits.com
I'm takin the bus this time. Where's my sword?

 

by m477
3-31-02
A long time ago, in a chatroom far far away m477 heard of AnimeAcademy
They're talking about the GameCube in #AnimeAcademy
Those bastards!
Armed to defend his fucking $300 console m477 joined #animeacademy
*** Now talking in #animeacademy
Xbox > Gamecube!
Little did he know he'd never leave.
[Neo-Sama] Oh my god! I just cut my penis on my desk!
I know now, where I must stay.

 

by m477
4-10-02
NetworkLANd 04-10-02; Reinactment (Part 1)
/me is himself.
I'm the dumbass customer. And I DO look like this in RL too!
We start our story in a small computer shop in a small town... A customer approaches!
What can I help you with sir?
Yah I called earlier, I need a Duron 1000 and want to check some MoBo prices.
/me feels a idiot is near.
(1)Here's the chip and the prices. (2) Do you need a fan?
(2)These prices are kind of high, i'll just take the chip. (3) Nah I got a fan, I just hate messing with them and the goop!!!

 

by m477
4-10-02
Part 2 The sale is made. (2:45 pm)
Here yah go..
Thanks (/use Visa)
Some time passes in that void known as work. A few games are played.
I love it when we have no repairs to do!
Dood you suck ass, let me play.
A repeat customer approaches!
I am the NetworkLANd portal
I'm good with computer, yahup yes I am! "Doot dooo woop" hehe computer sounds.

 

by m477
4-10-02
Part 3 (4:45 PM)
Hey, I need to buy a case and return this processor, it wont post.
Did you burn it?
(1)It didn't post. (3) A normal Duron heatsink...
(2) What kind of heatsink did you use.
Situation A - Unlimited ability of End User idiocy approved. Removal of all warranty until the customer is silenced.
(2) Well I don't use a heatsink when I post a board for the first time.
(1) Did you use thermal goop? (3) /me notices burn marks around dye

 

by m477
4-10-02
Part 4
I just want a replacement.
I cannot replace this chip, you killed it.
I just bought it today!
You burnt the chip, see the burn marks on the chip. /me points to burn marks.
What!! these don't have a warrenty?
Not against customer damage! Read AMD's website about how long a Duron will last without a heatsink.

 

by m477
4-10-02
Part 5
This is bullshit! I'm never comming back here again! I buy so much shit from you guys and this is what I get?
I'm sorry sir, I can't just RMA this.
Yes you can!
If I return this to AMD they will deny it because it was burned. You don't even have any signs of trying to use a heatsink on this thing!
The customer leaves after buying a case and returning it within 2 minutes and NOT getting a new chip.
I can't believe this. I want to return this case too, I'm going elsewhere.
Fine (/me unuse Visa)

 

by m477
4-10-02
Part 6 /me is left pissed off and with a dead (yet paid for) Duron.
Oh fuck this guy! Where is the phone.
/me knowing how small this town is knows of all other possible computer stores the customer could go to.
He decides to make a few phonecalls.
Hello Wintergreen-sys how may i help you?
This is gonna be sweet...

 

by m477
4-10-02
Part 7
Hey this is /me... Yah from NetworkLANd. Hey I wanted to warn you about somebody.
Who
Dumb Ass is his name. He's buying parts from us and killin them then tries to return them. Even on the same day!
Really.
Yah and we kicked him out, I think he might go to you guys now. Better put him on "the list"... Not cheap shit either, he killed a Duron today. no heatsink!
Right. Thanks for warning us.

 

by m477
4-10-02
Part 8 More phonecalls are made.
Hi this is /me from NetworkLANd.... Dumb Ass... Duron.. Beware...
Thanks man...
And our poor customer...
Wintergreen
I need a [something]
Will have to buy shit online :)
And then I told him we didn't have it in stock.. HAHA
Damn they didn't have anything.

 

by m477
5-20-02
Soon after watching Episode 2 at a local theater LB gets a call from Trinity.
(2)SPEAKERPHONE ACTIVATE!
(1)Ring... Ring...
Hello
LB! Guess what!?!?
How the fuck did she get my number?
I just got a star part in the next Star Wars movie! Episode 3 "The Big Fat Bitch"

 

by m477
5-20-02
What part did you get?
I'm going to be Jabba's girlfriend?
Jabba The Hutt?
Yah, the big fat worm guy.
hehe
Cool, can I see your costume?
They said.. I... didn't need one!

 

by m477
5-20-02
And now.... m477's poetry corner.
You have to feel the pain I feel!
You have to see the things I see!
You have to understand that if you drink anything at a move it'll make you pee!

 

by m477
7-21-02
Deep within the Kain Cave!
I've redone the entire site, and finally it's ready for release.
ftp.animeacademy.com - Uploading [|||||-----] -
AnimeAcademy has been updated. All students please leave and reenter the building in an orderly manner.
It hurts my eyes. - I want the old site back! - Where's the misc forum? - I like to bitch!!! - You took a week to do this? It sucks!

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