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by madkane
1-13-03
With my new tax plan, you won't have to pay taxes on dividends anymore.
I don't know if I get any dividends.
You've got a blind trust too, huh?

 

by madkane
1-14-03
In my State of the Union speech, I'll be talking about all the fabulous things I've done for this country.
And about how much better things are now than they were when I took office.
Great! I love short speeches.

 

by madkane
1-18-03
Michigan's racial quotas are evil.
They cheat better qualified candidates out of a higher education.
If they'd had them back when Poppy got me into Yale, an inferior applicant might have stolen my slot.
Inferior??? Neanderthal set-asides? Primate set-asides?

 

by madkane
1-20-03
I proudly proclaim January 19th National Sanctity of Human Life Day.
Because life is sacred!
Unless it's threatened, and you're on Medicaid.

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