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by mahdroo
9-09-06
Jesus! Being the defender of all the moon's souls sucks.
5 Billion years before anyone shows up. And now it's still another 25 years before they create a the first moonbase.
I offered you New Jersey. Lots of god damned souls in NJ but, no no, you wanted something more glamorous huh? Enjoy your fucking MTV flag fucker.

 

by mahdroo
9-09-06
Uhm, I don't have anything else, to say for myself.
Suppose it doesn't matter now anyhow.
Did I just invent post-apocalyptic poetry? Does that get me an honorable mention?
sure does!

 

by mahdroo
9-09-06
What? Don't give up now?! You love fighting with me.
No, you're right. Your last psychological punch was so right on. I mean, what's the point.
All I said was no one likes you cus you smell like ass?
I mean, it's true. What's the point? I can get rid of that smell. I just spent $40 on soaps, and nothing works.
Oh my god, you are serious aren't you? Yes, I know you are this happens every ... I can't do this any more. You know I can't even smell right? What is wrong with you!?
I'm hopeless. No one could ever love such a stinky person such as myself. It's just unfair to ask anyone to.

 

by mahdroo
9-09-06
Gee, Chef, you're the best cooking instructor ever. Can you tell me how to make that Indian chicken dish for my date tonight?
Ya I can teach you how to cook the Curry-Raisin sauce Chicken. Very precise instructions. You ready?
Okay, you wanting to be making curry-raisin sauce. Put into dish. Start pouring de curry- raisin sauce first over top half of chicken. Then slowly work way to middle.
Cover middle, then bottom. Cease pouring when you reach the bottom of the chicken. Make sure you don't spill too much sauce on plate. Then Serve.
Are you retarded chef?

 

by mahdroo
9-09-06
Wooooo!
Yes "woooo!"
How many Marshmallows do you think I can fit in my mouth!?!?!?!?!
Uhm?
cHwubBy buBBy!!!
Do you even have a mouth?

 

by mahdroo
9-09-06
Summer Palace is very big famous. All Tourists take picture here.
Miss, bet that may, n this is perty n all but I don't really give a damn.
Only $5!
Jesus christ, where they keep the cheap whores round here?
They this way, c'mon I show you.
Yeeeeeehhawwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

 

by mahdroo
9-09-06
So I randomly picked up this really hot bird at the bar the other day. Totally brought her back to my place right. And then I get her clothes off but she doesn't want to mess around? WTF? y'know?
Hey do you Sudoku? I freaking love it! It's in the newspaper and you fill in these little squares with numbers! No? How about Boggle? You play Boggle? I have friends over and we all play Boggle
God I hate traffic! You'd like a little space y'know? And to accelerate at a reasonable pace, but you can't. Not with all this congestion & bad drivers. No sir you cannot.
So where are you from? Oh I've been there. That was nice? Flew in last spring. When was the last time you were there? Wow that long huh? Weather's nice.
Oops, shoot! I forgot the fabric softener. I'll be right back. You'll wait for me right? K thanks...
You're stilling thinking about the naked hot chick huh?

 

by mahdroo
9-09-06
Oh no I killed God.
Again!
I'm just getting so bored doing it y'know?!
it's okay, I understand.

 

by mahdroo
9-09-06
God I totally deserve this. I really didn't do enough to save the world. It's pathetic.
I meah, Jesus Christ, I'm an all knowing all powerful diety. I couldn't even rid the world of hunger or cancer or anything.
What is wrong with me? No one could ever love a god as inept as I am.

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