All comics by matanmeron

 

by matanmeron
3-01-11
People flopping around,
Shalom haver. (Bill Clinton)
Avaunt, and quit my sight! Let the earth hide thee. Thy bones are marrowless; thy blood is cold; thou hast no speculation in these eyes which dost glare with. (Macbeth)
that is what wrestling is all about,
I'm going to fight for you, until your heart stops beating. (Jacob Black)
It were a fire you walked me through, and all my ignorance was burned away. (Abigail Proctor)
but when a big kid plays it's a definite blow out.
I would love to be buried with you. (Sammy)
Love is a homeless guy finding gold coins but slowly seeing that they're all filled with chocolates and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place (Bo Burnham)

 

by matanmeron
3-02-11
You fight until your partner
I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot. (Kobe Bryant)
I disliked him so much by this time that I didn't find it necessary to tell him he was wrong. (Nick)
stops fighting without using any
Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard (Kevin Durant)
[I agree] excellence is the unlimited ability to improve the quality of what you have to offer. (Rick Pitino)
illegal moves like biting
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. (John Wooden)
[True but] it's friendly competition so it's all right, we bring the pressure baby and we bust pipes. (Rapper Vito Brown)

 

by matanmeron
3-03-11
To win a match and be crowned
Our world is full of sound, our world is more lovely than anyone's, tho we suffer and kill each other and sometimes fail to walk the air. (Ka'Ba Poem)
So we drove on towards death through the cooling twilight. (Nick)
you need to pin your
YOU ARE NOW OUR SLAVE. YOU WILL DO WHAT WE SAY, NO MATTER WHAT! NOW GET ON THE FLOOR! (Michelle's kidnapper - my scary story)
My answer is bring them on. (George W. Bush)
opponent to the ground.
Caliban is more inhuman than he is human, his bad nature drives out his good nature. (My Tempest essay)
These people just get uglier and uglier every day (Anonymous)

 

by matanmeron
3-03-11
Never forget to play smart
I can never go to school again! (Meg from Family Guy)
Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation... (Stewie from Family Guy)
and turn the opponent
...
...not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.(Stewie)
into a piece of art.
Maybe you should use the smart part of your brain. (Andy from The Office)
Nothing in this world is free. (Mom)

 

by matanmeron
3-03-11
Do not kill the opponent,
I just want to kill myself. I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts. (Meg from Family Guy)
?
in wrestling,
I'm allergic to peanuts. (Meg)
???
life is embraced.
You dont know anything about me. (Meg)
Who was that guy? (Peter from Family Guy)

 

by matanmeron
3-05-11
You can wrestle with your hands
What is worst than a racist? (A teacher)
An Alien! (A teacher)
while you listen to
Somebody save him, he can't swim! (Bonnie - Family Guy)
Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick. (Peter - Family Guy)
your coach's commands.
Peter, he's a paraplegic! (Lois - Family Guy)
That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick! (Peter - Family Guy)

 

by matanmeron
3-05-11
You need to manage
Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month. (Doctor - Family Guy)
Argh! (Peter - Family Guy)
the other player
This is your driver's licence, isn't it? But now, onto the cancer. (Doctor - Family Guy)
Oh my goodness! (Lois - Family Guy)
by working to your advantage.
You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought. (Doctor - Family Guy)
Oh! (Peter - Family Guy)

 

by matanmeron
3-05-11
Punching, kicking, and choking
My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out. (Doctor - Family Guy)
What?! (Lois - Family Guy)
is not cool
It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now- (Doctor - Family Guy)
Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy? (Lois - Family Guy)
cuz after all this is only high school.
Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.(Doctor - Family Guy)
! (Peter - Family Guy)

 

by matanmeron
3-05-11
Wrestling is a beautiful art,
Nowadays people begin by sneering at family life and family institutions, and next they'll throw everything overboard and have intermarriage between black and white. (Tom - The Great Gatsby).
What to do with a mistake--recognize it, admit it, learn from it, forget it. (Dean Smith)
and to play it
Be who you are and say what you feel, for those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind. (Dr. Seuss)
Humans aren't objects, they're human beings. (Bonnie the hippie - HIMYM)
you have to use your heart.
You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself. (Zach Galafanakis)
It ain't over 'til it's over. (Yogi Berra)

 

by matanmeron
3-05-11
Wrestling is a dance and a game,
Pressure can burst a pipe or pressure can make a diamond. (Robert Horry)
Guys, talk loudly to me on the court cuz i'm deaf in my right ear. (Alex Ingber)
where the winner
You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forwad (Rocky Balboa)
This shaking keeps me steady. I should know. (The Waking - poem)
may enter the hall of fame.
That's not what I planned on doing today. (My Mom's boss)
Never underestimate the heart of a champion. (Rudy Tomjanovich)

 

by matanmeron
3-05-11
The coach plays a vital role
The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old. (Barney Stinson)
It is only two years, I know we can make it. (From How I Met Your Mother)
and helps you turn the other player
Remember this, the choices you make in life, make you. (John Wooden)
[I] don't want you to desert so [I'll] give you desert. (Dad)
into a vegetable patch.
Vengeance is a dish best eaten cold. (Unknown)

 

by matanmeron
3-05-11
I wrestle in the day,
And in the morning, I'm making Waffles! (Donkey from Shrek)
The future ain't what it used to be. (Yogi Berra)
and I wrestle in the night, I wrestle all the time
It was a dark but restless night, the air was thick and the smell strong; I wandered through the night, with nowhere to go and no one to see. (My Painting poem)
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. (Yogi Berra)
because wrestling is not a crime.
So we discussed what was going on in Africa. And never, ever did I talk about, Well, gee, is it a country or is it a continent, I just don't know about this issue. (Sarah Palin)
This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating. (George W. Bush)

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