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by michaelbear
5-06-03
The LUEser meets a girl!1
HI I'M A LUESER.
AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!?!?
[This strip has been deleted by a moderator.]
arr...
AHH THE MODS ARE HERE!1 RUN!!
TEEHEHEHEHE

 

by michaelbear
5-06-03
LOL I LOOK CANADIAN AND THERS A HAMMER IN MY HEAD.
LOL THATZ A NAIL YOU DUMBUTT OLOL I WIN CUZ I HAV MEGA SUPER POWERz SO I CAN TURN INTO WATEVER I WANT
CANADIAN THINKING...
ARRR I LOOK LIKE A PIRATE BUT I'M NOT
ARRR I LOOK LIKE A JACKASS ON CRACK.

 

by michaelbear
5-07-03
Today's Question Skullâ„¢
Okay, it's time for today's QUESTION SKULLâ„¢ brought to you by the one and only Michaelbear. :D:D:DD:D Today's question is.... why do you like pirates so much?
Well, let's imagine the world being a very large book. I mean VERRY large. What do you think "Treasure Island" is about? PIRATES. There is the connection. If you don't like pirates, you're WRONG.
NOW BURN.

 

by michaelbear
5-07-03
HI I'M JEFF PROBIST AND WELCOME TO SURVIVOR IRAQ WHERE WE WILL SURVIVE.
GET READY TO SURVIVE YOU SEXY BIATCHZ
OLOL U THERE THERE R BOMBS COMING!!1
shut the fuck up, your show blows

 

by michaelbear
5-07-03
Due to the shittyness of SURVIVOR IRAQ, the show's next 63 episodes will be cancelled.
BLACKNESS
BLACKNESS
BOOM SCARED U

 

by michaelbear
5-09-03
REAL LIFE STORY
fire...burning...agony...i am a tortured artist. i am calamity. my dark pitiful soul needs purging of the evil inside of myself. i can't explain my words.
...
BUILD-UP
bitter...darkness...pain. my everyday life goes on and on until one day the day will come that all despair will conquer. i am a prophet.
How shall I say this...
THE CLIMAX UNTIL THE GREAT END.
i long for the day that this comes...where all tortured prophets liek me will have their revenge and all the da--
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR DAMN ODD-ASS POETRY.

 

by michaelbear
5-09-03
I AM A ROBOT.
I AM A ROBOT.
I AM A ROBOT.
I AM A ROBOT.
MIRROR IMAGE
I AM A ROBOT.

 

by michaelbear
5-09-03
YET ANOTHER REAL LIFE STORY
by and by, i walk on by you and you forget me everytime. no one loves me. i hate myself for how i hurt others.
MORE BUILDUP
:cry: i can't go on like this. i have hurt you so much now. i feel my dark lost soul drifting away as i speak.
This hammer will come in handy...
This scene is rated is rated ARRR for EXTREME VIOLENCE (and for pirates).

 

by michaelbear
5-09-03
Hey guess what.
What?
MY SHOES ARE BLACK.
HAHAHAHAHAH AH AHA H HA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAH AH AHAHA HA HAAHAH AH A HA H AHA H AH HA HA HAHAHAHAH AH A HAHAHA HA HH H A H AH AH A HAHAHA
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by michaelbear
5-09-03
INTERNETDATING
Internet Dating is the solution for me!
2hot4u: Hey sexy, let's meet up, I'm a 16/F/OH, 33D...and I'm ready. ;)
7:00 tonight...
2hot4u: Just in the alley...I wanna meet u.
TO BE CONTINUED IN SOME EXTENT OF TIME
7:00...

 

by michaelbear
5-10-03
THIS IS QUITE SUSPICIOUS.
Hi there. This is my wand knife. BBBZZZ

 

by michaelbear
5-10-03
ASIAN PARTY!!!111
LOLLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOL PARTY ASIANSTYLE
On the other side of the apartment wall...
DANCE GIRLS DANCE !!!!11!1!
Somebody just plugged me up the ass.
HEHE WASNT ME
DAMNIT I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.

 

by michaelbear
5-12-03
NANANANNANANANNANNANANANA PARTY ALL WEEK
WE ASIANS DON'T CARE PARTY PARTY
And the party continues...
YEA DANCE!!!
We are moving. Now.
The REAL funny part comes in the next comic strip. (WHICH PROBABLY WON'T HAPPEN FOR A BIT)
YES.
I'D RATHER BE CRUCIFIED THAN STAY HERE. (HARHARHAR)

 

by michaelbear
5-17-03
During the day, while the dancing asians are at work (which is dancing).
Yeas Yeas. Looks like a good apartment, no loud neighbors, no little kids. LET'S ESTABLISH.
You're a dumbass.

 

by michaelbear
5-17-03
WOOOOO NOTHING LIKE DANCING AT WORK THEN COMING HOME AND DANCING MORE!!!
AGREED SISTA'
WOOOOO SO FUN FUNFUNFNU
And so ends another quadriligy.
DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
Told ya...dumbass. = /

 

by michaelbear
5-17-03
The Methods of KANGAROO JACK
WHOAAAA IS IT MY LSD OR IS THAT REALLY KANGAROO JACK!?
See my movie. Now bitch.
MOO IT'S KANGAROO JACK!!!
See my movie. Now bitch.
A TWIST IN THE PLOT.
HEY IT'S KANGAROO JACK FROM KANGAROO JACK, THE MOVIE I JUST SAW.
Buy my DVD on June 26, you bastard.

 

by michaelbear
5-22-03
I WIN

 

by michaelbear
5-24-03
How is it that you are a snowman in the middle of summer in a desert?
Um.
MR. BIGSHOT LOOK WANTS TO KNOW.
Frozen ice and hormones?
SCREW YOU HIPPY

 

by michaelbear
6-01-03

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