Cretaceous Vaudeville

Author: michaelpatrick

Date: August 19, 2002

by michaelpatrick
8-19-02
Guess what!! I got the gig!!
You're going to be in Cretaceous Vaudeville even though your not a dinosaur?
Yeah. It turns out all you gotta do is suck the producer's dick!
I thought the producer was a woman...
I didn't say it was easy.