Cretaceous Vaudeville #387

Author: michaelpatrick

Date: September 15, 2002

by michaelpatrick
9-15-02
Hal, I'm about to go onstage and I'm all out of material...any advice?
Just talk about your own life...it works for Margaret Cho.
So, the little bitch kept kicking and screaming... and her neck was bleeding and she was biting me...and I couldn't find my knife!!
And I was thinking...'sure, this is great sex, but is this relationship worth the hassle?'