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by millergirl12
3-15-15
Shazam & Isis Goddess Of Health, Marriage and Wisdom.
I am on my way to The Pastoral Center to research some archives dating back to 44BC
According to the Ancient Roman Calender Ides Of March is a festive day dedicated to the God Of Mars
What does the Assassination of Julius Caesar have to do with Mars, the Roman God Of War?
Beheading in a Gladiator Stadium. Military Parade and Media Circus.

 

by millergirl12
3-16-15
The Irish Dullahans Of Celtic Folklore.
I brought in the Calvary Of Headhunters.
Headless Horseman Stake Your Claim!

 

by millergirl12
3-16-15
Celebrating my Christian Faith with a hearty meal.Traditional Corned Beef and Cabbage
"The Emerald Isle" Shamrocks are the Rebirth Of Spring.
Now for the pub crawl and ordering drinks in rounds !

 

by millergirl12
3-17-15
How many Irish Car Bombs Did We Do?
I stopped counting shots after a group fighting Irishman hit me up for my Claddagh Ring
That maybe why Irish Eyes Are Smiling. :)
Luck Of The Irish and Leprechaun Mythology is a good way to start the day.
My Three Wishes Love, Loyalty, and Friendship. ♤♡♢♧
As luck would have it I have a bottle of Poteen!
Tin Whistle, Fiddle and Irish Harp stolen from the Irish Embassy!

 

by millergirl12
3-17-15
Saint Patrick was born to Italian Parents and was stolen by an Irish Militant Group.
He was later reunited with his Italian Family.
What do you think happens when the best of two worlds collide?
Jesus Takes The Wheel!

 

by millergirl12
3-18-15
The Mars Simulator is ready for testing.
"Dutch Not For Profit Mars One" is sponsoring a lucky winner with a one way ticket to mars.
Another Heist! Today is the twenty five year anniversary of Boston 's biggest art robbery.
Yeah! and the thieves just happened to leave behind the most Expensive Masterpiece called"The Concert"
Another Dutch Master! 81 Minutes To Takeoff!
Do you know any Art Pirates who want a Free Ride To Mars?

 

I wonder what happened to the Eagle & Chinese Vase?
That is a keepsake for an election Confirmation!
by millergirl12, 3-18-15

 

by millergirl12
3-22-15
The DNA Transportation Unit exploded in space.I may have been hallucinating, but I believe I saw a Sleestak!
Arsenic Poisoning can cause sulfur Intoxication.
How long does it take to decipher the code?
Dynamite!
Who Brought The Peaches & Herb?

 

by millergirl12
3-25-15
The Yang Force Festival Of The Year Is Oversees In China!
Dragon Boat Festivals around the world will cure disease, scare away snakes and fight off Evil Spirits!
How much will 5 dollars buy me for The Realgar Wine?
For Drinking Class The Realgar Powder Is Free "Universal Antidote To Poison"!
How do you like the Chinese Cereal Wine Dosed With Arsenic Sulfide Mineral?

 

by millergirl12
3-29-15
Palm Sunday is a perfect day to draw energy into the body.Jesus, is it true that you traveled all the way to Jerusalem to save the lost and remember forgotten pasts?
The Upper Class like to call Palm Sunday "Passion Week" I prefer to call It "Arabic Mind Power Week"!
Why would you call on an X-Rated Hypnotist to accompany you on a donkey ride into the desert?
The Band Of Gypsy's I hired got lost in "Holy Week" worshipping their Lust, Dreams and Memory!
Wearing The Red Sash During Lent Activates The Sacral Chakra!
If I am Jesus who Is Kundalini?

 

by millergirl12
3-30-15
Jesus, The Out Of Towners Have Landed On Our Soil!
Give Our Flight Command a warm welcome reception and the bottle of Tongkat Ali
I believe we are a Product Of Biblical Texting and Astrological Charts!
We came along way from home to see The Resurrection Of "King Harvest"!
How Many Aliens Does It a take To Remove The Huge Stone?
As many Aliens as it takes to find a Vanishing Spacecraft!

 

by millergirl12
4-01-15
Captian, What About Attending The Kool Kids Concert and Motorcross Extravaganza?
When I checked in Planet Global Positioning Satellite Snapchat I heard a mayday call for a 30 Minute Express Flight!
That was not a distress call.That was the Hunk Alarm going off in the gym.I was in the middle of major Encryption!
Ground Stations and Cellular Towers may go haywire during a Total Lunar Eclipse!
Psychic Reading
Blood Moon Is Rising! Say you wouldn't happen to Have Any Moon Jelly On Hand!
When I read Shirley Maclaine's book "Out On A Limb" I Took It Literal!

 

by millergirl12
4-02-15
Today Is "International Children's Book Day".
What does a Heathen know about Children's Literature?
I may have "Oppositional Defiant Disorder" but I am perfectly capable flying this Spaceship!
You Are The Lab Monkey Test Project!
King Charlemagne made his empire a Center Of Learning!
c..742 CE! Someone has to lead "The Gentlemen's Club" For "The Love Of Humanity".

 

by millergirl12
4-08-15
Monk! I was teaching class at Parochial School and the Principal sent me to exile because the curriculum was too Liberal!
Sister Ann! Teaching Catholic's The Tantric Masters Philosophy may not get you seated at The Right Hand Of God but, it will give you Top Honors at The "Flower Festival"!
Buddha's Birthday! Is that why you smell like Hydrangea?
Welcome to the Sinner's Sanctuary Where Your Spiritual Journey Begins.
Suddenly I feel like "Washing" Cleanse All My Sins!
Hanamatsuri! "For Goodness Sake" Japanese Style Should Do The Trick!

 

by millergirl12
4-12-15
Tooms! How Do You Like The Homemade Sake?
Trex! I believe I am having a double vision.There Is Two High Class Call Girls On The Ceiling.
Yes, We took them home from the Military Base Stationed Overseas.
They Said They Are Geisha Girls.How are we going to explain this to the elected town Officials?
When We Get Back To The States We Will Tell The Newspaper They Are Foreign Exchange Students.
Thanks! To The Liberators Of The Free World Our Stay Justified!

 

by millergirl12
4-13-15
Sister Ann! Is That You Flooding The Street With Holy Water?
Today started out as a sprinkle of water on the Buddha Statue and turned into a splash of water and then another splash of water on the street .
Today Is Songkran Celebration!
For Those Born Baptized By The Holy Spirit.

 

by millergirl12
4-14-15
"Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come from us, but infact they themselves have the woes beyond their share because of their own follies"... Homer
Hey Doc! Do you have a light?
Baby! I just so happen to have your light attached to my head.How was your Stay On Sidewalk 666?
Doc, On Planet Earth There Is Short Supply Of Oxytocin!
The "Trust Hormone" For The Love Of God Your Apgar Score Is Off The Charts!
DocHappy! Death By Lethal Injection Could Be The Antivirus!

 

Meanwhile Back In Time...www.stripcreator.com/comics/xxxenon/331407
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by millergirl12
4-15-15
Dan, why do you have such a serious look on your face?
My lazy wife who shops all day on my dime is having an affair with a badboy she met at a gathering for Socialites!
You could learn to play the saxophone like Mr. Clinton and serenade her Loyalty.
An Orchestra would not stop that bitch from running astray! What about that betting pool at the office.I bet my life's savings my wife takes the bait!
Twist Of Irony
Now that is what we call crossing the Boundary Point!

 

by millergirl12
4-15-15
It is exhausting running behind woman during a Presidential Campaign!
You know what they say...Never talk about what happens on school vacation!
On this Island Paradise all the babysitters are wearing G-string Bikinis and Princess Warrior Costumes!
Boundary Point!
I love men who will risk everything for Future Generations!
You have to admit men can be very Resourceful!

 

by millergirl12
4-17-15
My wife is unpleasantly plump in appearance..I have to come to this Tropical Island so I can be with my mistress and we can frolic naked on the beach.
These business trips are a handful and I don't want to see any washed up jelly belly dancers on shore!
Yes Master! Mistress Jenni !
"Love Child" Status requires one request.There will be no missing persons report filed until all guests are wearing their name Ladle!

 

Today Is *Independence Day*
Would you like to add your name to The List Of Crown Royal Zimbabwe!
by millergirl12, 4-18-15

 

by millergirl12
4-22-15
I am going to have to write you a ticket for trash parking in a no loading zone.
The trash collector said I can park my can anywhere on this street.Today is Earth Day!
Listen, I don't want to hear any trash talk unless you give me some useful information.
Scrapping for dinner at the food pantry will no longer be necessary now that the Green Man has arrived on the scene.
George! I would like to share with you The Profit Margin.Going Green is not only good for the economy,but it will also keep the Peace.
Green Man! You Are Just In Time For The Christians and Moors Fiesta.How good are you at packing a pipe?

 

by millergirl12
4-22-15
The story of George and the Dragon is considered a golden Legend.
Venerated Martyr amongst my colleagues. Honestly,I am here for the bombastic costumes,fireworks and medieval music.
I have your fur and metallic helmet for the commencement ceremony.
Trex! That is Miraculous appearance since we have been dead for centuries. Christians do wear fur and love simulated battles around their castle.
Let's drink to the Moors and the Reconquest by the Christians!

 

by millergirl12
4-22-15
One piece of advice I've learned in private school.Never discuss in public secret liaisons.
Martha is in the kitchen cooking my favorite Spanish Cuisine. Let's skip the appetizers and go straight to the main course of action.
I wonder if there is such a place as free entry into heaven
Phreaky! I washed the motorcycle and polished the crome.
My hands are tied behind my back!

 

Cheers! Benevolent Alpha Beta Kappa.
by millergirl12, 4-23-15

 

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4-23-15

 

by millergirl12
4-30-15
Monkey! Why do you look so frazzeled?
My pre-workout drink is wearing off and I feel a crash coming on.
Look on the bright side things could be worse...Today is the day that Hitler shot himself in the head and bit into cyanide!
Amazing! I feel 100% Better...Thanks for The Shock Treatment!
If it is any consolation...Today the space shuttle crashed into Mercury.
I Wonder If I Have Hybrid Ancestors?

 

by millergirl12
4-30-15
Walpurgisnacht!
I imagined dragons...and figured you would be here on Walpurgis Night scaring off demons!
Lucy! Isn't it past your bedtime?
I am here for the German Gig.Bonfire & Campfire Stories are more fun than fairy talk besides where else can I Play Saint Walpurga & Hava S'mores!

 
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by millergirl12
9-27-15
Little Girl! I am going to have to write you a ticket for taking a selfie while going potty and posting the picture on facebook.
But, Officer I am not old enough to be on facebook..
Who put you up to Porta Potty Parenting?
Officer! It's kinda hard holding a teddy bear and peeing and pooping at the same time.It would be impossible for me to take a selfie.I would need some assistance!
Great! Another Potty Trainer In The Making.
No! Wonder Why The World Is Constipated!

 

by millergirl12
10-03-15
I am here for the cheerleading tryouts!According to Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Coach "If your 30 you better dance like your 20."
Yes! of course and if your 10 you better dance like your 20!
I have no prior dance experience other than watching hamster porn with a foxy knockout!
We are giving away free lollipops to all the amateurs after cheerleading practice.Would you consider leading the cheerleading squad in case there is a fire drill?
"LA Grange"
If that's the case than I may as well get on the Hillary Clinton Campaign Trail!
Well If Your Hillary Clinton and married to Bill Clinton than you have already Danced Thru The Tulips!"

 

by millergirl12
10-09-15
I am not sure if I am dead or alive.There was a market withdrawel of my favorite preworkout drink.Apparently the sports supplement Picamilon can cause split personality disorder!
Just what the world needs another Dr.Jeckell/Mr.Hyde!
October 9,1825
The Supernova is a celestial phenomenon that emits vast amounts of energy.At last one was seen on this day in history.
"Leif Erikson Day"!
Shall we sing "The Star Spangled Banner" ?
Crossing The Blood-Brain Barrier !

 

by millergirl12
10-09-15
Crabby! Thanks for taking care of my pretty kitty while I was away on vacation.What's with the baby?
Another baby being born into the state welfare system.As you can see all the case files.We are looking for sponsorship.Do you know any responsible candidates?
Case study # 1. The criminal background family who has spent time in a federal prison for the distribution of a controlled substance and has a history of domestic abuse.
That sounds like a Head Case!
Case study # 2.The disability recipients who spend their welfare checks on drugs and alcohol.Who have children to perpetuate their sexual disfunction.Not to mention kiddie porn found on the computer.
That sounds like a Bad Risk!

 

by millergirl12
10-09-15
Case study # 3.The Aristocratic Family who has served their time in the Royal Military and graduated with Top Honors from an Ivy League School with a degree in Judicial Law.
That sounds like a Winner!
Crabby! Is that your proposal to stop Human Trafficking?
Yes! With credentials like that this baby may grow up to be a Child's Safty Advocate!
The Sugar Babies Porn Syndicate is going to be very upset that their agenda has been compromised.
You can tell the Sugar Babies Dream Team to come on down to the station for an interrogation.We will be serving fresh coffee and doughnuts before The Arrainment!

 

by millergirl12
10-10-15
The Silent Witness
Phreaky!

 

by millergirl12
10-13-15
So your the sugar baby at the station being held for questioning.I have one more question to ask you.How many hands have crossed your path?
As you can see I am the silent witness. I can't speak ,but I can think.Why don't you ask Officer Forensic! he is the one with the fingerprint application on his phone.
According to your aptitude test you should already be able to talk.How about I get you that vibrating car seat?
Pep Talk! Booster seat with all the options.I can't wait to see what they get me when I start Teething!!!
Trapeze Artist
Did Someone Say Intensity Boosters?How would you like a sneak peak at the Russian Cosmonaut's Preworkout Popsicle!
I am just keeping up The Sugar Balance!

 

by millergirl12
10-14-15
Flight Commander! Our Launch Vehicle Ready For Lift Off!Would you like to bring anything with you on your planetary voyage in space?
I will take a shark tank for the nursery and could you throw in a pair of the Electric Boogaloo Roller Skates!for you to wear during our lap dance session.
Beebo
Boobie
Talk about hitting that sweet spot.I brought along the Swiss Navy Silicone Lubricant!
Bananaramabobama!

 

by millergirl12
10-15-15
Herbal Viagra and Cocaine! Lamar would have had better luck dribbling bath salts.
Yeah! Cover story may be the biggest exploitation of woman.The house of ill repute brought down by a bunch of Brothel Babes!
To think all those ladies of the evening were once Sugar Babies! On a lighter bout I have been personally selected to be your Groomer.
How do I score the trade secret handbook on the black market ?

 

by millergirl12
10-16-15
Are you my daddy?
Kid I am just here delivering pizzas.Who ordered the pineapple pizza?
Are you my daddy?
Kid I am just the janitor.I will be out of this scene faster than a race car driver at the starting gate!
Are you my daddy?
Yes,my bad! Why do you think I am up here catching Flys.For the hell of it...Did I ever tell you the story about when I was a Fisherman?

 

by millergirl12
10-21-15
"Fishing is like a one nightstand, Unless your fly fishing,then you have encountered the romance of your life."Author Unknown
Butch! Is there any diagrams in that handbook that show me how to practice my kegel exercises?
Sybarite! Let's just say the pictorials are a stimulating read!
Sugar Pill & The Placebo Effect: Trot trot to Boston,trot trot to Lynn watch out when you get there you don't fall in!
Butch! The next time you decide to sing me Rebel Anthem could you bring me the Handsome Nomad from the Angels clubhouse.
Landlines Secured !

 

by millergirl12
10-22-15
We are going to have to take you into protective custody for withholding state evidence.It seems as though you are Holding The Cat's - Paw!
Officer! Clearly I am holding a bear claw.I was asked by the town librarian to play Lady Of Fatima for the school play.Besides I have a running bet with Bookies!
I would like to place a bet on the south paw afterall the catholic church officially declared it is "Worthy Of Belief."
The Barter System
I will trade you my rabbit's - foot for your cat's - paw!
Today is your lucky day!

 

I gave the shirt off my back to charity and in return I got a Monkey On My Back.Good Deal!
by millergirl12, 10-22-15

 

by millergirl12
10-23-15
Holy Necropolis!
Sister Ann! Your library card is ancient.Would you like to join the book club?
Yeah! Update my file and while your at it could you direct me to the sports book...I got a hunch that my tipster is also a teamster!
Sister Ann! You Put The Notre In Dame!
Reading Class Begins!

 

by millergirl12
10-25-15
Where am I going to find a swellhead who can take a hit and comeback to life?
A systems analyst who can go head to head with Wiguboozer and can make great field postioning?
How's The Concussion?
The bootlegging operation gave my brain to medical science. Some people call it labotomy.I call it a Hail Mary!

 

How's The Brain Transplant ?
The Anterior Lobe Is Sexually Explicit!
by millergirl12, 10-25-15

 

by millergirl12
10-26-15
Pig! How do you suppose we hide three little pigs at a Witches Halloween Barbecue?
Mr. Piggy and I will wrap the little pigs in a blanket and we will saunter past security.The object is to be inconspicuous.
The Warlocks will smell sausage and ham.They have a heightened sense of awareness since they stopped eating spam and it will be a Witches Fiasco unless we can find a diversion.
Hey! look who just walked in the Ham&Egger!
Someone called for a piggyback fork lift driver.What are you hauling?
Ok! Fat Man, so much for the human sacrifice to the gods.We are moving top quality pickled pig's feet to our Amsterdam Connection!

 

by millergirl12
10-27-15
Holy Djinni!
American Inquisition
Who Brought The Muslim Brotherhood?
Someone placed an Order For Red Velvet Eqyptian Linens.The warm towels are a complimentary service.
Drinking From The Holy Grail!
The Wicked Ale was slipped with a mickey.It was intended to be a good night cap.Its amazing that you survived the downward spiral!
Thanks! For The Wake Up Call! My Hired Gun Saved The Day!

 

by millergirl12
10-27-15
Witch! Have you ever had sex with a Muslim?
Vishram! that would be like asking me if I ever had sex with a Shaitan! It's all a matter of perception.
Yes! I am wearing a Turban For My Religious Convictions contrary to popular belief!
Holy Vishram!
What do you think Counter Terrorism Unit?
Vishram! for all intensive purposes if having sex with a Muslim means I can Vote Dixiecrat then I believe you can call Whistling Dixie!

 

by millergirl12
10-27-15
Act 1 Take 1 For The Team
Geek! could you leave the invisible toupee at home and clean up the fat man.As it stands right now he could go up against the firing squad!
Zombie! So you say you want a clean cut fatman without the belching and farting who can fire up a grill!
Background Music " We Didn't Start The Fire!"
One Bong R.I.P and The Invisable Man!

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