All comics by mmgreen

 

by mmgreen
10-13-09
In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...and when he landed he found some Indian land.
It's a godsend that we found this field placed perfectly for picking!
????
The two groups made friends. . . .
Hello, heathen!
Hello fellow comrade!
And then "God" intervened again. . . .
I guess it's also a godsend that the Lord saw fit to kill the savages for us.

 

by mmgreen
10-13-09
Halliburton provides the best food service available to our soldiers!
Meanwhile, in Iraq. . . .

 

by mmgreen
10-13-09
We demand justice to be done regarding the treaties ignored by the United States!
Very well . . . we will give you your lands back.
!!!
Yay! We're back . . . home?
Home?

 

by mmgreen
11-10-09
Yes, with the making of this constitution we will get our money from the people through tax enforcement!
Meanwhile, families all across America are barely surviving....
God bless America!

 

by mmgreen
11-10-09
And so what ship tragically sunk, costing hundreds of lives?
The Titanic!
The Titanic!
Of course, 179 of the women deceased were third-class passengers wheareas only four were first-class....But it's not my job to teach that.

 

by mmgreen
11-10-09
America is the place where all men are created equal!
We want women's rights!
Yeah!
I said all MEN!

 

by mmgreen
11-15-09
See? Now if someone has an issue with our rules, we can blame it on "the Corporation"!
So we can do whatever we want! Ingenious!
Before and after he drank milk by the company....
See? We can say it wasn't us!

 

by mmgreen
11-16-09
This is the story of Pearl Harbor. . . .
And so, on December 7th, 1941, the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. This play was a tribute to the people who lost their lives.
That really happened? I thought it was just a movie. . . .

 

by mmgreen
11-16-09
We promote free speech!
June 25, 1917
No war!
We want peace!
June 26, 1917
I thought we had free speech?
Yeah....

 

by mmgreen
11-16-09
Oh, God, they're crazy! We have to call for help!
Meanwhile, in the indian camp....
Yeah, we're all dancing!
Yay!
The next day....
We took care of those savages!

 

by mmgreen
11-16-09
Music Class, Grade 4
He's got the whooole world in his hands....
He's got the whole wide world, in his hands!
Bill Gates, Grade ?
I've got the whooole world, in my hands, I've got the whole wide world...

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