All comics by monse

 

by monse
8-07-03
Now that NS is FINALLY out (sigh), i've decide it's old and it will die because HL2 screenshots are out.
You want us to throw everything away and start over? You realize you're talking about years of work, right? Are you even old enough to work?
why aren't the forums always up! gimme more shit you nazi!
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i want teh hovar cheat you byatch!
(asleep at keyboard)

 

by monse
8-08-03
A street corner in hell
Reaps! Whaaaaaaaz up homes?
Same shizzle different dizzle, yo.
You see BluesNews? Natural Selection 2.0 came out last week. Looks to be the bomb, yo. Off the chain.
Oh snap! That reminds me, I need to torture and kill MonsE.
How you planning on doing him, sheezy?
Muthahfuckin Ulcer Yo! Have a few hundred pre-teen dickheads email him demands about game changes that are so retarded he just gets sick and dies. Gonna be fucked UUUUUPP, B!

 

by monse
8-08-03
They give me no rest
WTF NS SERVER SUX ON LINUX!!!
Can you tell me a bit about your hardware and past performance history?
Yeah, I like have a 4-way P4 3.2Ghz Xeon Hyperthreaded 800Mhz FSb 4GB RAM with RAID10 on quad-channel ultra SCSI3 with 128MB cache and a split backplane.
Ok. So how well does your Counterstrike server run?
Uses about 80-90% resources. Does that mean anything.
It means three things: 1, it's not us. 2, you have no idea how to run a server. And 3, I'm about to get off this cross and beat you to death with your parent's checkbook.

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