BOMB DUDES, BIG PENISES by moptopknifefight2-08-02 So I says to her, "Nine?!? I thought she was seven!" ... Hey, you wanna see my dinosaur?
The Greatest Shit You've Ever Seen, Bitch. by moptopknifefight2-08-02 WOW! Three new messages in my mailbox! Jesus H. Christ, it's more bathtub diaherria-fountain porn. GOOD.......good....
When Life Gives You Lemons, Fuck You! by moptopknifefight2-08-02 So I told her, "This is how all brothers and sisters show affection!" ... Hey, do you like QUEEN at all? ...
Your Hair Is Everywhere by moptopknifefight5-09-02 Thank you so much Mr. Confessional! Your tales of heartbreak and teenage crushes have changed my life! $ cha ching $ It's helped me through stressfull crushesm given me a place the hope for that special someone, and taught me to love myself! It's my pleasure...say, would you like to go somewhere private and talk about my emotions? You do realize I'm a 14 year old boy correct? ...and how!