All comics by moz2000

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by moz2000
3-19-01
Excuse me sir, I beleive you are in my way.
Get out of my way NOW!
He really showed me!

 

by moz2000
3-19-01
Father, I'm begging you - please get me out of this place!
ok
Where am I? S-s-s-so c-c-c-cold! Help!
Ok, I'll make you warmer.
AAAAAAARGH!!!!
Muhuhu!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Hello young man... do you know the way to...
AAAAARRRRGHHHH GHOST SKELETAN AARGH!!!!
*sigh* I'm so desperately lonely

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Finally! After many years searching, I have found the legendary Hash Digi! My life is now complete!
dw kick rekul
/nick rekul /msg nickserv register hehehehe

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
I MUST GO TOILET DUMP SHIT FUCK HAHAHAHA IT WON'T FLUSH WWF LOL FUCK YUO ASSHOLE HAHAHA
Oh Jim. You are so funny! I'm going to worship you like a god!
MUHUHUHUHU WOGS AND NIGGERS!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
HELLO I'M KEARNS MUSIC MUSIC SUPER FURRY ANIMALS RADIOHEAD MUSIC FESTIVALS LOL
I am fish boy. Welcome to my sorrows.
LOL SMASHING PUMPKINZ SUX!!!!!!
What did you say?
NOOOOOO! I'VE GOT A FIRE IN MY HEART!
Die!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Hello son! Can you say "dada"?
Fuck you
Hello is that Gary Glitter?
I'll be good!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
hehe
hehe
hehe
hehe
So you like dope, then?
Yes dad

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Hmm, what's this? Hahs.. Digi...?
MOHH SHIT CUNT WWF WOGS AND NIGGERS CUNT FUCK LOL HAHAH HEHE GR7 M9'S LOL YOUR GAY WWF WOGS HAHAHA FUCK YOU NEWBIE SCUM!!!!!! FAVUS IS É!!!!!!!
Um... Favus is my dad
MOHH OMLOMOHLMOHLOMUHUHUHO

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Dad... I'm leaving. I'm going to London and I'm not coming back!
NOOOOOOOOO!
I CAN'T SEE THE TV! GET OUT OF THE WAY!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Aaah! Here I am in London!
Hey baby! Are you looking for a good time? 20 quid!
Hey baby! Are you looking for a good time? 20 quid!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
The first rule of Fight Club is... you DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
The second rule of Fight Club is... you DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
Isn't that the same as the first rule?
Whoops. sorry. I mean the second rule of Fight Club is no smoking
That sucks!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
I really like it in my new house, here in London! I want to live here forever!
Hello and welcome to the news.
A bomb has been spotted in the sky falling towards the city of London.
D'oh!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Uh... where am I?
YOU ARE IN HELL! PREPARE FOR AN ETERNITY OF HORRIBLE PAIN!
Ah yes! I must have been killed by the nuclear bomb that fell on me!
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
So anway, I says to Mabel, I says...

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
I hate it here in hell
Everything is so hot and painful
MóHH óMLóMóHLMóHLóMúHúHúHó

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
So anyway... I was like "DON'T GO THERE, GIRLFRIEND!" And he was like... SOOOOOO unreasonable!
So I was like "Get out! That is TOOOOTALLY unreasonable!"
And he stormed out! I hate him I hate him I hate him!
I hate Michael Barrymore too

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Erm, hi Satan. Look, I've been here for a whole day! Can I please leave now?
WHAT?! YOU WILL STAY HERE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!
Oh please!
NO!!
Please!! I'll show you my willy!
Oh, alright then!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
So Favus left hell... in a Spaceship
So... where are we going?
Zooooot I DON'T KNOW HEHEHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hehe
Hehe

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Favus and the alien landed on the moon.
Thanks a lot you absolute shit!
All thanks to you we're going to DIE
Zuahaha

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Hello Glyndwr
Hi mang
Why are you up there?
Because... your gay!
My gay what?
Your gay WILLY! Hahahaha!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Hi Phil!
Hello Thom
I have just been collaborating with Bjork
Oh not Bjork! I can't stand that bitch
Hi Phil!
FUCK OFF CHINKY!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Kearns sees Radiohead's Thom Yorke. He approaches him...
Are you... Thom Yorke? The one and only Mr Thom Yorke???
Erm... yes. What do you want?
Breath Kearns, breath! Erm HI oh my god oh my god HELLO erm WHAT DOES THE MAN SAY IN THE JUST VIDEO... erm... HELLO... er... I liked Kid A!!
Er, thanks
NO PLEASE DON'T GO! WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS! I LOVE YOU!
Fuck off

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
[dragz] hehe m8's!!!! zuahaha! [jim] TOILET [A-Spadey-Eye] LOL JIM!! [jim] HEHEH [dragz] ZUAHAHA [favus] hehe [dragz] hehe [jim] DEATH TO WOGS!! [dragz] hehe
#digi is full of intelligent sophisticated humour!
[dragz] HEHE U R A GR8 M8 2 N E 1 IRL ATM LOL
Ah well. Time to go and meet my girlfriend. Oh wait I don't have a girlfriend because I am a sad little nerd! I just felt all big and hard cussing newbies!
[favus] MóHH óMLóMóHLMóHLóMúHúHúHó

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Hello everyone, I am Mozza
You may be wondering why I am a dog on a ball.. it's because.... oh did you see Adam & Joe last night? It AMUSED me!
HAHAHAHAHAHA COME HERE YOU!!!
Erm... sure

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Rod Hull
Yes, I agree. What is your opinion on the foot and mouth crisis?
Rod Hull
Interesting, I see what you mean there. What are your views on the Labour goverment?
Rod Hull
You have a point. I wish I was intelligent as you!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Rod Hull
Rod Hull
Rod Hull
Rod Hull
Horse pr0n
Rod Hull

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Welcome to Munkrosoft Windowz 2000. Where do you want to go today?
Rod Hull! Horse pr0n!
I suggest: www.rodhull.com or www.beastiality.com
Horse pr0n!
Mohh Emu clutching animal pr0n!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
[dneas] Smashing Pumpkins probably aren't the best band in the universe
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE EYE, NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!
I really shouldn't keep doing that. PCs are expensive

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Mohh! I fucked your mum!
Fuck off cunty
My crucifix is better than your crucifix!
My dad is harder than your dad!
Is not!
Is too!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Favus, your husband, is acting a bit strange
How do you mean?
Hahahaha THE END IS NIGH! THERE IS NO ESCAPE!
Actually, he's always like this
Yes

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
I hate the world... I hate it... they are all going to pay!
My son was killed because London was bombed. Well, I am going to destroy the rest of the world! THAT'LL TEACH THEM TO MESS WITH ME
Hmm... how do I switch this thing on?

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Time to activate this bomb!
There it has GONE TO GET REVENGE! HAHAHAHAHA!
And so Favus destroyed the whole world and flew off in a spaceship. Tune in next week to find out what happened to him.

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
So Favus flew into space... and left the whole earth looking like this...
I knew it would come to this
Excuse me sir... do you know the way to...
AAAAARGH!!!
*sigh* I'm so desperately lonely

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Haha! Look at the pathetic little Earth people, struggling to survive!
I am going to live a happy life on the moon while they perish
Here I am on the moon! I'm sure to have many exciting adventures here... even though it's just a huge empty rock. Heh heh

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Son?
Dad?
What are you doing here? I thought you were dead!
I went to hell. Then I exposed myself to Satan, then I flew off with an alien and there's a big alien tribe on the moon and a huge city and a president!
SURE! WHATEVER YOU SAY
MOHH! I've turned into an elephant for some reason

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
So... you are an alien?
I fucked your mum!
These alien guys aren't very friendly
Erm... I wouldn't say that if I was you...
You die now!
MOHH OMLOMOHLMOHLOMUHUHUHO

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
School has finished, Kearns and Deans are talking...
Hey DUDE! Do you wanna go and see a RADIOHEAD FESTIVAL???
Yeah, Radiohead RULEZ!!! Let's go see a RADIOHEAD FESTIVAL!
HA! YOU IDIOTS! You are saying you want to go and see a Radiohead festival? It's called a CONCERT... and Radiohead AREN'T doing any concerts today
AND EVEN IF THEY WERE... you would need to book tickets MONTHS in advance. You really are stupid
LEAVE ME ALONE! I'LL TELL MY MUMMY ON YOU!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Two aliens decide to land on Earth
This planet amuses me
I agree. Let's eat their soft human brains
Hello small girl. Would you like some sweeties?
I have reason to beleive you do not have any sweeties and actually desire to capture me for unwholesome puposes
Shut up

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Glyndwr sees the state of Earth...
Oh my, this is not good!
By the power of my beard, I restore this planet to how it was before!
And so the world was restored to its previous... erm... "beauty"...
Excellent

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Listen to this, Zygotes
What is it, Mentski?
It says "kill yourself". Who do you think sent it?
I don't know. Don't listen to them, you shouldn't kill yourself
Too late
Heheh

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
Erm, can I have some advice? There's this girl I like...
HAHAHA THAT'S RICH! Carry on
What shall I say to her?
Let me talk to her... I'll tell her how great and sweet and kind you are!
The next day...
So, how did it go? Did she want to go on a date
I fucked her MóHH óMLóMóHLMóHLóMúHúHúHó

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
I've had enough! I don't want to live anymore! I'm going to kill myself
DON'T TRY TO STOP ME
Uh HELLO? I said don't try to stop me!
Yes I heard you

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
I see gay people... they're everywhere!
They're walking around like normal people... I see them all the time!
You're in for one hell of a surprise if the plot twist is the same as the film!

 

by moz2000
4-12-01
I'm having such a fun time!
Yes! I love dancing!
Hello! Can I join in with the fun?
Fuck off
*sigh* I'm so desperately lonely

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Hehe
Hehe
Hehe
Hehe
Hehe
Rod Hull

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Help me Zygotes! I'm stuck!
Hehe
Please!
Erm, ok...
3 hours later...
Why aren't you helping me? This really hurts
Hehe

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
One day... Zygotes decides to have a go at stand up comedy...
Um... er, like, what was the last thing that went through John Lennon's mind before he died?
Erm, like... a bullet. Heh heh heh
Mew hew
YOU SUCK! GET OUT OF MENTSKI'S COMEDY ZONE!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Who are you?
I, my good sir, am the one and only Mr Neil Kearns! Music fan... extrodinaire!
What happened to Zygotes?
I killed him... because he said Kid A is overrated
I don't want to live! I don't want to live!
Naa naa Kaarma Pooolice.. aaaarest this nnaaa naa naa talks in maths...

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
I'm off to school
Ok... have a nice time
Hello is that British Airways?
Mr Mentski... we've told you about making lewd phonecalls to our company...
No, no, I want to book a flight... to America
Alright... there is a flight available in half a minute... you'd better hurry!

 

by moz2000
4-13-01
Last week: Kearns had moved in with Mentski, so Mentski booked a flight to America...
Oh hello Neil, I hear your flatmate, Mentski, is moving to America
No he isn't, Mr Molestor
Oh he is, I'm absolutely positive!
SO! Mentski is trying to run away, is he? I must stop him! There's only one man for the job... Mr Thom Yorke!

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