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by mpower
6-01-01
wang?
wang?
wang!

 

by mpower
6-01-01
you are not a beautiful and unique snow flake!
you are not your fucking khakis!
l33t

 

by mpower
6-01-01
finally, some peace and quiet
what the deuce is this doing here?
ring ring
hello?
all your base are belong to us

 

by mpower
6-01-01
hey there, partner.
shut the fuck up! i hate cowboys!
what are you doing with that there hammer and those nails, partner?
fuck.

 

by mpower
6-01-01
little help?

 

by mpower
6-01-01
say, zoomzip?
yes, mpower?
would you do me a favor?
of course...anything for you.
go fuck yourself!
is this because i goatse.cx'd you?

 

by mpower
6-01-01
...so then i said, "what the hell, bitch!? tess is fine!"
so...
i'm married.

 

by mpower
6-01-01
for donors an electron orbits a lattice site while for acceptors a hole orbits around a lattice site with residual negative charge.
hardly. the important technical region in the n-type material is the temperature range in which all the donors are ionised and the extrinsic electron density is higher than the intrinsic density.
credit to: http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm
snatch beast.
douche bag.

 

by mpower
6-01-01
pearl harbor, pearl harbor...ahh! here we are! 75 million. i am a god among men!
line 1 for you, mr. bruckheimer.
thanks, babe.

 

by mpower
6-01-01
is it secret? is it safe!?
my precioussssssss

 

by mpower
6-04-01
you know what really is the high-point of broadcast television, mpower?
no, zoomzip. what is it?
nash bridges
any reason?
HA-BAM!

 

by mpower
6-04-01
...so the grasshopper says "you've got a drink named frank?"
boo!
you know, laughter IS the best medicine
not for herpes

 

by mpower
6-04-01
mpower: hey zoomzip, check this out
blue means click, i wonder what this could be...
goatse.cx: LOOK AT MY GIANT ANUS!
sweet mother of god!
10 points!
zoomzip: i can still see it when i shut my eyes!

 

by mpower
6-04-01
meet krista, the girl of my dreams.
i'll love you until the day that i die, sweetheart.
i have my cock pierced.
let's go.
bitch.

 

by mpower
6-04-01
you have been warned by zoomzip. your warning has increased to 30%.
bastard!
are we even?
mpower: of course. just take a few steps to your left.

 

by mpower
6-04-01
your kung fu is weak!
my lightning fists shall overcome all obstacles!
have at you!
hey! not in the head!
mr. 4?
i'm fixing my hair!

 

by mpower
6-04-01
DickChatBot: For all sorts of good information on movies, you can look here!
hello...what's this?
goatse.cx: LOOK AT MY GIANT ANUS! AGAIN!
godDAMMIT!
alright, dick!
HA-BAM!

 

by mpower
6-04-01
which way IS muscle beach? i never...
sorry to interrupt anything here, maggot, but there's a letter for you.
dear nihil, i'm sorry you're in jail. everything is good here. i'll see you in 5-10! love, your girlfriend.
p.s. you eat your own poop.

 

by mpower
6-04-01
ladies and gentlemen, i have been asked by the majority of lowpass strip creators to read the following statement:
shit, ass, bitch, fag, fuck, slut, whore, jesus christ, jesus fucking christ, jesus rat bastard son of a bitch christ, genital warts, crabs, cunt, and anus.
that is all.

 

by mpower
6-04-01
what happened, dick?
hey there, mpower! i was rear ended!
afpartyguy69?
you know it!

 

by mpower
6-04-01
today zoomzip and i want to warn you on the dangers of invisibility potions.
while it's fun to be able to do things you normally wouldn't be able to do in public, you must remember that the effect is temporary.
speaking of that, what time is it?
it's around 3. i can't see my watch.
you saw nothing.
do you take debit?

 

by mpower
6-04-01
dick! what happened to you?
eddie murphy and i accidentally switched bodies.
well?
like a horse.
alright!
yeah. say, have you seen judge reinhold around, by any chance?

 

by mpower
6-04-01
see that one there? it looks like a giant wang.
it does! and how about that one to the left? it looks like...like...
a giant wang?
bingo!
dick, don't you think that's getting a little old?
does nihil eat his own poop?

 

by mpower
6-04-01
see that one there? it looks like a giant wang!
it does! and how about that one to the left? it looks like...like...
nihil eating his own poop?
don't you think that's getting a little old, mpower?
speaking of old, nihil...um...
strike 3.

 

by mpower
6-04-01
mpower's such a fag, isn't he chase?
yeah, you're right, jason. he's so gay!
so...wanna make out?
sure thing!

 

by mpower
6-04-01
i'm nihil, and i'm the biggest idiot ever!

 

by mpower
6-05-01
krista, don't you think mpower is great?
yeah, but he didn't ask me to prom!
i'm sure he was doing something important.
yeah, sara, you're probably right.
prom night
wheeeee!

 

by mpower
6-05-01
president bush, i am here to speak for all alien life...
hot dang, an alien! that's funny, ya ain't be lookin' like a mexican! yeehaw!
later that night
so, nexar, what did you learn on your trip to earth?
reading is the basics for all learning. a-hyuk.
i'm sorry, old friend.
it are hot! it are hot!

 

by mpower
6-05-01
president bush, i am here to speak for all alien life.
hot dang, an alien! that's funny, ya ain't be lookin' like a mexican! yeehaw!
later that night
so, nexar, what did you learn on your trip to earth?
reading is the basics for all learning. a-hyuk.
i'm sorry, old friend.
it are hot! i are burning!

 

by mpower
6-05-01
irregardless, erika, i could care less about the 80's. depeche mode? please.
i've got just one thing to say to you, sir.
and that would be?
stick a pick axe in your spinal column!
yes, all the typos have been on purpose. even the last one.
don't hassle me, i'm local.
hail satin!

 

by mpower
6-05-01
hey, folks. lars ulrich here with a special announcement. you see this fat bundle of cash money in my hands?
the weather should be nice and sunny. back to you, ken.
well, it's mine! leave it the fuck alone! napster is theft, and we're going to hold our ground, no matter how much negative press we get.
thanks, al, we're looking forward to it. in other news, lars ulrich eats babies.
alright, that was uncalled for.
so was charging 18 dollars for 'load', douche bag.

 

by mpower
6-05-01
finally! my cloning machine has produced an artificial nihil!
speak, my son.
i eat my own poop.
it lives!
no, seriously.

 

by mpower
6-05-01
knock knock
who's there?
zoomzip
zoomzip who?
zoomzip loves diesel sweeties!
if i could open my mouth i would eat your face.

 

by mpower
6-05-01
so i was watching ed the other night
you mean america's favorite teevee show?
i've really gotta stop doing that.

 

by mpower
6-06-01
hey krista!
hey, mpower, how are you today?
can i tell you something?
of course, go ahead.
you're a goddamn liar!
heh.

 

by mpower
6-06-01
so...
yep.
have you seen my pants?
nope.

 

by mpower
7-31-01
for the last time, zoomzip, i won't post your cartoon for you!
but, mpower, i'm going to get fired!
i don't think you're getting it...
but abe lincoln has no beard. no beard! don't you understand?
say, why are we in this warehouse anyway?
i was planning on making my very own robocop.

 

by mpower
7-31-01
hi, i'm minister bastard, and i have something to say.
i don't know what i find more annoying, my tremendous ego or my tremendous ego. wait...
god, i'm such a tool.

 

by mpower
7-31-01
what do you want to know my password for?
nothing! it's just a test, i promise. i'll give it right back!
alright, fine. it's "cheesesteak".
sucker!
minister fulcrum: dude, you're off the site.
hax0red!

 

by mpower
7-31-01
in seattle...
active users: minister fulcrum, minister capitonis, minister zoomzip
i see you in there, zoomzip. i know you know i'm in the forums!
in california...
should i post it? what if i get fired? what if he sees it!?
mpower: so i've been thinking about starting my own line of cookie stores...
in vancouver...
slow down you crazyu dancing zombie!
zoomzip: no-rage izz powaa!!

 

by mpower
7-31-01
LeknorChat2: hello there, my name is leknor! mpower told me to talk to you.
wait, you're not a bot, are you?
well?
LeknorChat2: hello there, my name is leknor! mpower told me to talk to you.
where did i leave those 3 inch bees...

 

by mpower
7-31-01
i can't believe you would say something like that.
come on, it's funny!
whatever. that's cruel. i quit.
aww, come on, i was only kidding.
zoomzip?

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