All comics by mrChicken

 

by mrChicken
6-22-03
Cluck
Cluck?
Cluck!
CLUCK?!
And from that day on he would only be known as mr Chicken.
I hate to say: I told you so!
CLUCK!

 

by mrChicken
6-22-03
Monkey in a jailcell...
What were you expecting? A punchline?

 

by mrChicken
6-22-03
Monkey jailbreak...
You still here?

 

by mrChicken
6-22-03
Got you, you delinquent primate!
Ooook!
King Kong? Where?

 

by mrChicken
6-22-03
Mrs Poultry's house is different.
knock knock!
Yes?
Can Urge come out?
Mrs Poultry runs a home for the metaphysically impaired.
You want to play soccer?

 

by mrChicken
6-22-03
I guess my mind has been polluted by anime movies. Because I really cannot think of an end to this comic that wouldn't result in an X-rated scene.
slobber
Hey you!

 

by mrChicken
6-22-03
Hey, at least I don't smoke...

 

by mrChicken
6-22-03
Hey, at least I don't smoke...

 

by mrChicken
6-22-03
I was sent to hunt you down monkey! Your disease spreading days are over!
Rule 1 when chasing monkeys...
Hey get back here!
Watch the banana...

 

by mrChicken
6-22-03
I was sent to hunt you down monkey! Your disease spreading days are over!
Rule 1 when chasing monkeys...
Hey get back here!
Watch the banana...

 

by mrChicken
6-23-03
This monkey is currently the carrier of a highly infectious disease capable of killing a man in less than 3 hours...
He is also the product of a genetic experiment by an evil scientist who wants to bring chaos and suffering to the world.
Still waiting for that punchline?

 

by mrChicken
6-27-03
So, there's supposed to be this monkey loose in town killing everybody with his deadly virus.
Thats terrible, what ever should we do?
We could risk our lives trying to capture the monkey. We might perish, but we will save our kind from extinction...
Yes, that would be the right thing to do wouldn't it.
Or we could make our final hours on earth worthwhile...
I think we have a winner!

 

by mrChicken
7-10-03
So, there's supposed to be this monkey loose in town killing everybody with his deadly virus.
Thats terrible, what ever should we do?
We could risk our lives trying to capture the monkey. We might perish, but we will save our kind from extinction...
Right! I'll go find a net!
No! Wait! Let me finish!

 

by mrChicken
7-10-03
So the world is probably going to end because of this monkey buisiness huh?
Guess so...
I don't care anymore though. I just like to imagine what the future will look like.
uhuh...
Whoop! Whoop!
dinky...

 

by mrChicken
7-10-03
School girl super heroine in action.
I'll find you monkey! And when I do you will fall to my righteous fists!
A heroine without fear. Protecting the world selflessly.
Headquarters! I've located the monkey. I will proceed to apprehend the primate.
Roger
It's a lonely existence.
The powerpuff girls never looked this good!

 

by mrChicken
7-10-03
There's no puchline here...
Hah! now we fight monkey. I trained hard. I will defeat you. It is my honor!
Fight!
Hah! Mega Schoolgirl Action Kick!
No puchline...
Hah! So quick! You are worthy monkey. We shall fight again someday!

 

by mrChicken
7-14-03
Nitro Super Mecha Schoolgirl Action Hero is travelling the world seeking to hone her skills for her fight with monkey.
HAH!
She challenges every opponent she encounters.
You there I challenge you to a duel!
Even an Adolescent Cloned Axe-Warrior Squirrel named Dante.
HAH!
Lasagnaaaaa!

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