All comics by mroetker

 

Hammer or conversation? by mroetker 9-16-05
Dude What?	Where did this suit coat come from? Huh?	Why are you driving a nail into your head? Because it is easier than talking to you!!!!!!

 

Soldiers & Hookers by mroetker 9-17-05
Hey soldier looking for a good time Im looking for some fun	Well I am what you are looking for Im not so sure	What do you mean? I need a drink!

 

Things not to say to cops

Your eyes look red . Have you been drinking? Your eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts?

by mroetker, 9-19-05

 

The Adventures of Pumpkin Head

When Holloween goes wrong I don' think this is gonna work out! What do you mean?

by mroetker, 10-05-05

 

The continued adventures of pumkinhead

some kind of joke Hey Bones Hey Jack

by mroetker, 10-20-05

 

How many of these can I make?

The Adventures of pumkinhead continue Hey Casper Hey Jack

by mroetker, 10-21-05

 

The Adventures of Pumkinhead Continue

Pumkin head meets Dr. Bones McCoy Hey Bones Hey Jack

by mroetker, 10-23-05

 

The Adventures of Pumkinhead Continue

When Pumkinhead meets night of the living dead "Hey Bones?" Hey Jack

by mroetker, 10-27-05

 

Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week

You know you have had too much coffee Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking! Ha Ha Ha I have you now

by mroetker, 10-27-05

 

Thats it I'm Leaving 1

Soldier meets Satan Thats it I'm leaving You gonna kill me with that? I don't think so.....

by mroetker, 11-12-05

 

That's it I'm going home

Clown Burger Thats it! I'm going home! I will not order food from this @#*& clown. Can i take your order?

by mroetker, 11-14-05

 

I'm Going home by mroetker 11-17-05
So I say to the guy your money or your life! So why did you do it?	So then I killed him and took off with his wallet. Thats it. This guy is nuts. I'm going home.

 

Too much pot?

I'm going home Man I need to lay off the pot! Another fricken stoner. Thats it I'm going home!

by mroetker, 11-27-05

 

random layout

bam Wow its a good thing I moved out of the way of that bold of lightning! I'm going home!

by mroetker, 11-29-05

 

bombs and drunks

when drunks push buttons Run Dammit I told you not to push the red button you drunken idiot.

by mroetker, 12-02-05

 

The Art of Demotivation

Going Home I am here to demotivate you. Welcome to the art of demotivation! Thats it I'm going home!

by mroetker, 12-02-05

 

Dick Cheney talks to his gay daughter

Outside the Cheney Home I told you to get a hair cut and get a job. Can I have some money?

by mroetker, 12-05-05

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