Prostimatution.... Toddler Style! by muj6-16-02 Poor little Tina... Little girl, did you know that prostitution is illegal? Uh.... it is? She didn't know any better... Little girl, did you know that prostitution is illegal? Uh.... it is? Ouch... another one bites the dust... How much are your girls, by the way? Heh heh heh, $150 normally, but for you, I think we can talk....
Its A Chick Thing, I Guess by muj6-16-02 Man, that first comic sucked ass... Why is he talking to a squirell? The second panel's dialogue was the same as the first's... and it wasn't even very funny, at that. Great.... he has a hammer... what is it, squirell soup time? For this travesty that was the first comic... I will kill myself. Goodbye, Gloria... ....
Another Damned Sony Is Made.... by muj6-16-02 I hate you, you're an asshole!! Oh come on, don't be like that, baby... No, Chicken! You're a dumb as hell bird, and I'm.... I'm a TV, liscensed and developed by Sony. It would never work. Get out of my life!! Oh, you don't mean that... you know no one can love you like I love you... Oh... you're right... take me, baby!! Yeah, thats what I'm talkin' about!
Windblowers by muj6-16-02 Shi't, Windtalkers sucked horribly.... Yeah, but hey, it had Kickin Wing from Joe Dirt, and Joe Dirt was great! Yeah. Especially that sexy, sexy guy from the Weapon Of Choice video. Damn, what an ass... Ew, you perv! He's like, 50-something... Yeah, you're right... Man, what a great body that guy has...