All comics by museness

 

Imani by museness 7-25-04
This is what happens... Imani... ...	when Imani... What are you doing? I dropped... my um... contact lense... yes! That's it! I dropped my contact lense!	... is unsupervised. You fell out of your chair, didn't you? I'm going to kill you.

 

This is what will happen... by museness 7-26-04
This is what would happen if I'd ask my mom if I can go over to Chad's house... Hey, mom... I was talking online to Melissa and Imani and they were thinking of getting together at someone's house to watch a movie.. with parents and all... Sure! No problem. I just need to know all their phone numbers, pager number, fax number, house address, the neighbor's number incase I can't reach theirs, where you'll be at ALL times, who alls' going	... even though others will be there. Okay... by the way it's at Chad's house... ...	See, I told you. Hahahaha! You got me going there for a second! YOU have guy friends!? Hahaha!... No. I don't know him, or Melissa, for that matter, or where you're going to be.. blahblahblahblah ... Die...

 

Imani turns white by museness 7-26-04
One day I accidentally misplaced Imani when playing hide-and-seek... Now where did I leave Imani...	A few hours later I remembered I saw her go hide... Oh shi- the fridge!	When I got home... WTF!? ... Imani!? *yawn* That was a nice nap! ... What? Why are you looking at me like that?

 

Courtney in a nut-shell by museness 7-26-04
Courtney trying to explain what wiccan is... So you're a witch with magical powers and stuff? No... I'm 'wiccan'. We believe in the Lord and the Lady and we are chosen... blahblahblah	Courtney getting irritated... Oooh, so it's like being a witch with magical powers and stuff like that? ...	Don't mess with a wiccan. ... Kool! Magical powers! Witches rock! Fire, wind, rain! Burn this dumbass!

 

Ah... Lazyness by museness 7-26-04
This is me... Ring ring... ring ring...	... on a slow day. Ring ring... ring ring... Sigh...	So what if I'm lazy? Ring ring... ring ring... Mom! The phone's ringing!

 

I have no life by museness 7-26-04
This is me yesterday... *type type type*	This is me today... *type type* LOL *type type*	Holy shit I DO have no life!

 

Poor, poor Clappy by museness 7-26-04
What a beautiful day in the neighborhood... Hi kids! I'm Clappy, your friendly neighborhood... paper clip! Hiya Clappy! How are you today?	... for drunken paper clips yelling at kids... ... Listen if I wanted lip from you I would've asked, whore. *whimpers*	I think he needs help. Tha's right, bish! You betta run before I throw you infront of a car!

 

Killing isn't violence. by museness 7-26-04
I know comic strips are suppose to be funny... *forcing self to be nice* Hi... Kyle... Long time no talk... Why are you talking to me? I'm not your friend. I hate you.	... but I thought I'd spill my aggrivation out in here. How was your summer vacation? Stfu. Ooo I had fun with the weeeed and all that stuff. I hate you. Don't talk to me.	You might want to make sure I don't really do this when school starts. Take my hate and make it real! Burn this jerk and hear him squeal! ... I hate you...

 

Begging for forgiveness by museness 7-27-04
Incase you haven't heard of the recent events... So... Will you? Yes.	Imani... is pissed... Yeah mhm she said yes... #$%$#@%!!!	Now we'll all die because I broke a promise. *grumble grumble* How could you!? *grumble grumble* Did I mention that I'm sorry and that I'm going to fix it?

 

Ten years? Oh no.. by museness 7-27-04
Imani and Chad stuck in a closet for ten years... Has it been 10 years yet? It hasn't even been 10 minutes!	They don't really like each other... Grr.... I shall make this TORTURE for him! *whistles*	Hmm, I wonder who will kill the other one first. How about now? I knew I should've picked someone else...

 

At the pool with Laura by museness 7-27-04
Just a normal day at the pool... Dude, I'm like, a lifeguard. Look at those two hotties checking me out over there...	... admiring the nice veiw Loook at THAT! He stroked the fuzz!	Yup. Just a normal day at the pool. ... wtf... Ah! He saw us! Blend in with the pavement!

 

Laura late at night by museness 7-28-04
My house, 1:45 AM. It's good to have someone to talk to about stuff and they don't jump down your throat for it.. I know, right.		My house, 1:46 AM. So, when was the last time you farted?

 

The Ultimate LotR-obsessor by museness 8-05-04
My mom bought 'Hidalgo'... Alright if I just stand here and not watch the movie...	It has Viggo Mortenson aka Aragorn from LotR. Must... not... see... him...otherwise obsession...will be...reborn "... don't insult my horse..."	Thou shall take my council and flee from me! ... Crap... I heard... his voice! YES! Once again I am fully obsessed with LotR! Nothing can stop me from constantly talking about it nooow!

 

Finally, no more braces! by museness 11-05-04
So I've been going around... GUESS WHAT! No more braces!!! AWESOME!	letting everyone know that I don't have braces anymore... GUESS WHAT!!! No mo- I know! No more braces!	and I guess it's getting a bit irritating... GUESS WHAT!!! N- STFU I KNOW ALREADY!

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