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*shock*
Nothing says 'comfort' like boxer shorts. Did you know that?
Then what does that bottle of lube 'say'?
That it's time for you to pay the 'back' rent. *Ba-dum ching!*
You know under different circumstances I might have found that amusing.
At least I didn't say you're payments are 'behind'.

 

I used to feel so alone in this apartment. Until Jesus came into my life.
Hey, there he is now!
I thought I told you to clean this place up. How can you be such a slob? You think any self-respecting woman will want to visit you here?
But Jesus...
Hold on, my iphone is ringing. Have you seen one of these? Totally worth the wait in line...

 

Look I know you're upset about your Ipod dying. But you're Jesus. Can't you just fix it yourself?
Look buddy, I don't tell you to perform your own miricales do I? Maybe you need some time in Hell to put things in perspective...
Between you and me, I have always wanted to work for Microsoft.

 

Uhhhnnnn...! Yeah..!
MMMnnnnnn! Ohhhhhhh!
Kitty cat, isn't that the strangest thing you've ever seen? I mean those bubbles just never seem to move, not even when it's breezy out!

 

We have witnesses who claim you brutally attacked the victim. Apparently, she was lured in by your soft puppy ears and...

...and those woeful brown puppy eyes...
...and cute puppy paws...
...and...

Okay, okay. Just one scratch behind the ears can't do any harm... c'mere wittle puppy wuppy...

 

Look, I'm just not sure this 'Jesus Variety Show' is such a great idea.


You're are nailed to a piece of wood. There's no way that's going to work.


No, no, it'll be fine. Here, watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat...
uhnnn...uhhnhh...umph..






You're right...time for Plan B
**Jazz hands!**
Need more nails...

 

Hey old man, want to buy some pee?
Have you lost your goddamn mind?
Did I mention it's pee?

 
Wow, the things some people believe in...

 

Hi Jesus, good show!
Thanks! I've decided to become the next 'American Idol'.
Really? You're trying out for next season?!
No. I'm Jesus, remember? I get what I want when I want it. Which means right now.
*Success!*

 
I just knew that a Jesus pinata was too good to be true. At least there are some tasty wafers in there, too.

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