My Se7enth Beer

Author: niteowl

Date: October 30, 2005

by niteowl
10-30-05
My beer is able to ward off evil spirits!
My beer can raise the dead! Look behind me, it's Abe Vigoda!
Say hi Abe, just to prove to this punk that you're actually alive.
Hi.
Um, Abe Vigoda wasn't dead in the first place.
Wait, did I say Abe Vigoda? I meant Alan Alda. Yes, that's Alan Alda behind me. He's alive!