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by noisia
2-28-01
This was going to be a great day for fire and beatle, for they had planned a wonderful picnic out in the rolling meadow.
I cannot wait another instant for this picnic to start, beatle, it is going to be tremendous fun!
CHITTER CHITTER CHITTER CHITTER
All of a sudden they were sucked into an inter-dimensional time vortex and they both began whirling and twirling through the mists of time

 

by noisia
2-28-01
This was going to be a great day for fire and beatle, for they had planned a wonderful picnic out in the rolling meadow.
I cannot wait another instant for this picnic to start, beatle, it is going to be tremendous fun!
CHITTER CHITTER CHITTER CHITTER
All of a sudden they were sucked into an inter-dimensional time vortex and they both began whirling and twirling through the mists of time.
Goodness gracious me! This is horrid! We shall never get our picnic at this rate! I sure hope my plucky ways can get us out of yet another jam!
CHITTER CHITTER CHITTER CHITTER
The time-hole had some serious side effects.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! HAAA HAA!
HAR HAR THAT'S SOME REAL FUCKING COMEDY YOU REJECT CUNT

 

by noisia
3-01-01
A meeting at the plastic.com offices
WE ARE HIP TO THE EXXTREME!
I AM POSTING SCATHING POLITICAL COMMENTARY
Suddenly, an interloper!
HEY FUCKOS, GET YOUR DICKS OUT OF EACH OTHERS ASSES AND PROMPTLY EXPLODE YOUR HEADS A LA SCANNERCOP.
SCORE: -3 OBNOXIOUS IRRELEVANT
But all is resolved.
GLAD THAT IS OVER! MEET ME BEHIND THE SHOP ROOM FOR SOME HOT ACTION!
THE DICHOTOMY OF YOU FAGGING ME OFF DURING LUNCH HOUR IS TRANCENDENT OF OUR TIMES. CALL IT A DATE!

 

by noisia
3-05-01
Yet another day with the people who make these comics for your enjoyment.
I=COMEDY IN THE UTMOST! THE MERE CHOICE OF MY SPRITE INSTILLS THE COMIC WITH HILARITY!
I DISAGREE! MOH IS THE TRUE CRYSTALINE FORM OF CHORTLING AND GUFFAWS! NOTHING CAN COMPARE TO ITS BREVITY!
In these usually placid creatures the debate reaches fevered pitch when personal issues are brought into the fray.
YOU WAGGISH CHURL, EVEN ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US IS BETTER THAN MOH!
PUH-LEEZ! SPARE ME YOUR BEMOANING OF ALL YOUR BASE, IVE HEARD IT A THOUSAND TIMES OVER.
As always, it ends with love and all that shit. also a sail down the old brown love canal.
IT OCCURS TO ME THAT WE MAY, ACTUALLY, IN FACT, NOT TRULY BE, IN THE STRICTEST SENSE, FUNNY.
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE LOOKING FOR A SENSUAL PROSTATE MASSAGE WITH MY THROBBING BEEF BATON!

 

by noisia
3-12-01
Alright, this was the best fucking donuts you ever had.
It's four in the morning
and you're doing everything you can do?
And there's this BIG donut place
and you've got to go there
And it's on the way to mountains
where it's really cool

 

by noisia
3-15-01
When probation has closed, God will let Satan have his one-world government which is symbolized by the granite beam.
This pyramid, besides having a deep meaning with regard to world history (past & future), also testifies of basic mathematical & astronomical relationships which shape our thinking of today
As we move forward another 21" (dimension-C) we come to the low hanging limestone obstruction which symbolizes the punishment the people of God shall receive for refusing to comply
In other words, the purpose for us to be moved away from the solar
But why would God want to move the earth away from the solar system? Is it just for the purpose of letting us get closer to the sun so that the wicked world shall experience the great heat spoken of
Now we're ready to discover the hoax of all hoaxes - the counterfeit that will deceive the world and plunge it into eternal despair. It will be the straw that broke the camel's back.
Charles had previously directed the elector to bring Luther with him to the Diet
"Winds" in prophecy stand for strife and war. A global war is coming, as we'll soon see. But here,, the angels are holding it back until the servants of God can have a chance to receive His seal.
But says one, the 144000 cannot belong to the present generation, or be gathered in the gospel dispensation; for they were sealed out of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel.

 

by noisia
4-08-01
introduction
NICE SHIRT
building/mounting/rising tension
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climax and conclusion
ASSHOLE

 

by noisia
10-29-01
Aha! It's my old arch nemisis Dr. Patterson!
I'm not your nemisis, Mr Williams, I'm your physician. Time for your medication.
You'll never take me alive, Patterson!
Nurse, get me the restraints.

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