FTC 49: National Socks

Author: not_Scyess

Date: December 24, 2004

by not_Scyess
12-24-04
I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.
Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!
I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!
You undertipped the waitress by 4%?
Okay, so maybe "dark secret" was a little bit of an exaggeration.
This reminds me of the time you wore the wrong socks and called it a "national crisis".