FTC 49: I Just Wanted an Excuse to Use the Word "Cockapoo."

Author: not_Scyess

Date: December 24, 2004

by not_Scyess
12-24-04
I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.
Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!
I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!
No! I must tell you mine first... I'm really... A COCKAPOO!
Actually, this makes mine seem kind of insignificant.
Mind if I hump your leg?