FTC 54: YOU'RE FIRED!

Author: not_Scyess

Date: January 26, 2005

by not_Scyess
1-26-05
Bro, I got some problems, I think I kinda might need help.
I'm gonna let you in on the secret of my success as a man.
Yeah? What's that?
Whenever I have my down days, and things get rough, I ask myself, "What would Donald Trump do?"
Please, Mr. Wright! Renew my show for another season! I need the money!
Wow. You sure are a corporate badass, aren't you, Donny? But as long as you're down there... *ziiiiip*