FTC 65: World Leaders are Sexy

Author: not_Scyess

Date: June 27, 2005

by not_Scyess
6-27-05
Mommy! Bobby just told me that ADOLF HITLER was my real daddy! That's not true, is it?
Yes, honey...I'm afraid it is.
WAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SALLY HITLER!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!
But we're all Hitlers, dear. I'm Mrs. Hitler...Bobby is Bobby Hitler...and Woofy...he's Woofy Hitler.
Bobby also said Mr. Whiskers is Whiskers Hitler!
No, dear. He's Commerade Visekervich Stalin.