BTC 33: Hooray for Naturalists

Author: not_Scyess

Date: June 28, 2005

by not_Scyess
6-28-05
Oh, great squirrel god Sk'uiiq, grand my wish!
First you must offer me up the supreme sacrifice!
I offer you my very life, mighty Sk'uiiq!
Cut that out, you moron. Why would I want the life of a loser who worships rodentia? Give me what squirrels want most!
Nuts.
No, you idiot! A 2006 Infiniti FX45 SUV! But speaking of nuts... you're definitely it.