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by oddmud
1-07-01
Typical Vancouver Kids
Man, you need to get off the jab.
What? What's he talking about. I only smoke it in the morning now. I've cut down. GRR, grrrr
Launch, ... launch.. doo doo launch.. jab.. launch.. doo dooo dooo doo aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhrghghr!
help!
Are you AL from LOUNGEX?
Hey, aren't you ODDMUD?

 

by oddmud
1-08-01
These are the daze of our lives!
I've had it, the blatent miss use of loungeX.com is driving me insane! I've had it!!!!
Whats wrong mister?
Well the average intelligence of the commoners that browse loungex.com is really starting to damage my views on the rave scene of today, we really need to get back to our roots and..
oh shut the fuck up already..
The pain, the agony, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! NOOOOOOOOO!
Like we care anymore Ishkur.

 

by oddmud
1-08-01
Oh my god, what have I done? I've killed her.
Parting is such sweet sorrow

 

by oddmud
1-08-01
Wanna explain that again?
We've always told our customers to invest money in the stock market that they wont need to touch for 7 to 10 years.
Based on current market conditions we'll have to revise that statement.
you mean..
??
tell them to invest money they won't need EVER?

 

by oddmud
1-08-01
Do you have a plan for retaining the best employees ?
I whittle at their confidence untill they believe no one else would hire them.
Doesn't that make them sluggish?
Yes, but if they're ALL sluggish, it looks right!

 

by oddmud
1-08-01
How can you eat meatloaf and onions for breakfast, it's sickening!!
mmpphh blech
mmm..
Because, I'm the only one who's not hung over. HAPPY NEW YEAR and pass the mushroom gravy!

 

by oddmud
1-09-01
Carrie, the principal would like to see you about the graffitti in the little girls room!
!
How can he be sure it was me?
No one else in the student body or in the faculty can write in Ancient Egyptian.
*sigh* My mistake. =(

 

by oddmud
1-09-01
It's now the year 2001, and our main man jesus is still hanging around.
Over 2000 years, and the faith still continues. Ahh this is the life of a king among kings.
Hey JESUS, I have to stop believing in you now, our public school system has abollished all religion.
shit.

 

by oddmud
1-11-01
Dumb Blondes..
I wonder why the viewing of the dead is called 'a wake' ?
Dumb Blondes..
hmm.. well what would you call it then?
????
Hmmm, yeah it does..
????
how about 'a sleep' ?

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