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by plantationace
5-14-03
The War on Terrorism board..
Teh war 4 OIL!!!!!
DIEDIEIDIEIDIE!!!!!!!
It continues..
Dude, the war is NOT for oil. It's to get rid of Saddam!
O1LLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
What in the...
Hey. Can somene tell me about the Abrams tank?
Oi...Uhh...Wrogn board..right?

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
At Aces home..
God I gotta get off this thing and study..
Wow. He really does cook good chicken...
The board is always fun!
Hey Tak, you got a stain on your shirt.
Uh huh. You got grits for brains, didja know that?
Ace doesn't study...
Hi guys! What's up? I'm gonna do my choir boy dress up again..so watch out!
God..I really did have a stain..Whoops..

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Vex and Ann..
Whoa..I didn't know Dooley could do that..
Good god look at Ace! How'd he do that?
More Vex and Ann..
So. Wanna have my children?
You animal!
Ann and Vex..again..
I meant.."so. What's up?"
I meant "Stay away from me your freak"

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
I bet your wondering why this strip is blank..
It's blank because I have no good creavive thinking. I must think on my strips..not guess..
I know I know. There's a robot in this one. So what?
Damn this fool, he can't make good strips!

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Ace stumbles upon a Camel salesman.
Camel for sale, 50 rupees.
Do I look like I want a camel?
Persistent little bugger he is..
I say camel for sale, 45 rupees.
I do not want a camel. Do I look like I need a camel?
Ace will be back...
Camel for sale, 50 rupees!
I'll be right back.

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
He's at it again..
Camel for sale! 60 rupees!
Your price went up mister. Why?
Listen at him, a regualr Joe Ripper!
Well little girl, we call it inflation. The prices went up because camels are in demand. 60 rupees!
Why raise the price though..isn't that wrong?
You go girl!
Listen little girl. I have a business to run, so go away!
Sorry mister, I used the bathroom on your floor..

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Again??
Camel for sale! 65 rupees!
Your still up to this cheap trick?
Who is this?
Camel for...Who are you?
I bet you taste like chicken...
All gone!
He screamed so much it gave me a headache. I gotta wear earplugs next time..
What did you do this time?

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Uh oh...
Ace? Is that you? Nice hat.
Thanks. Hey, I saw your nipple!
Dear god almighty..
What? What are you talking about?
Teh boobies! Boooobies!! TEH BOOBIES!
Great. At it again..
...
Sorry about that. Had a little spurt of hormones...

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Tak and Vex..
Did I hear Ace say boobies?
Yeah. He claims he saw Ann's nipple. I doubt it with that big coat on..
Wow..
...
...
Great..
I saw your nipple!!!
Oh god...

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?
Yeah. Do you have any chicken?
Yes we do. We have chicken sandwiches..chicken fries..chicken milk shakes. Want do you want?
I just want some chicken. How about a mass order of frozen chicken?
Sorry sir. We can't do that. Try asking a meat marketer. They might be able to help you.
I want chicken now. Give me chicken!

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
You made a mistake on that last comic dude.
I see it. Let's hope most of the people who read these don't think I am a bumbling idiot.
Your not. You just get in a hurry.
I am? Your one mean ass dude! Die!
Ouch..
I deem you Zapped!

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Ace demands his chicken...
John, we have a customer who wants all our frozen chicken.
Give me my damn chicken! I want my chicken!
Our manager says no. We can't give away our chicken.
Why?
...because it's 4 months old and modly..
...

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Where did Bob go?
Where did Bob go off to?
Poor Bob is a virgin..
Great. He isn't whacking off in the Pepsi dispenser again is he?
Go Ace go!
Who are you?
Huh? Oh. My names Ace. What's your hot mamma?

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Troll be gone!
Dude calm down and type full words,
Liek u sck dde man dde u suck!11eleven11!
Pwned!
Ah. Dead troll..
You got rid of another troll? Wow.
FRY!!!!!!!!!!
Yup. We got another one frying in the kitchen.
Does it not smell in there?

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Ace and a random troll drinks it on accident.
Yep. That Dooleyco Invisible Soda really does wonders.
Yep. Look at me! I'm nude!
Poor Ace..
....
What? I am! See my great big..
FRY!!!!!
I hate it when trolls appear out of no where..
Damn near had 'em to..

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
GC speaks his narrow mind..
No more vets! No more vets!
Is this guy serious?
Yup. Here I come..
No more vets! No more..Oh hi Ace..I'm just doing..stuff..
...
What the hell is this?
So I said to him "No more vets! No more vets!"
What did he do then?

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
What a pussy.
Please don't hurt me Ace! Please!
I smell shit. Did you shit your pants?
I'm pissed now.
Dear god NO!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna get you, better watch out!
How the HELL does he do this?
You won't belive this..he crap his pants!
You gotta be kiddin me?

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Pain. Ace likes pain..
Alright I was wrong, more vets more vets!
Sorry little man, to late for that. You gonna die now!
Hell was to pay, and it was paid back in full.
Spleen..yumm...
Your looking for that bastard Ken? Well here is his spleen. Have fun!
Yuck! That ass lied to me!

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Dirk helps in the pwnage..
No more v....Dirk?
Hiya you dick. What's up your tight ass?
Damn..that's good..
I'll beat my own self up!
I'm gonna still kick your ass.
Wow Dirk. Good job!
So what happen after that?
Well due to the graphic nature..I can't say. Let's just say he got a severe ass beating.

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
I am sorry ACSB..
Ace is quite sorry for upsetting the delicate ACSB. He knows what it's like to be picked upon.
Quite right, quite right. Ace helped maked the ACSB what it is today, so you and your fellow brethren can do what you wish.
Want a cookie?
At times though, he feels you have defiled it with idiocy. He wishes not to offend no one, just to show he feels.
He also wishes that you read all his other comics. He wants at least some good from the viewing of the comics. A good thrashing from Ace mens a good pwning, good or bad.
Yuck..
Also, spleen is very good. That's how i'm so pretty!
You are one sick girl..

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
You wanna go on a date?
Wha...wait..did you ask me out just then?
Yes I did. Want to?
Umm...well the fact is I just killed Bob..so I smell like death and covered with blood. Let me clean up ok?
Sure. I'll still be here!
Ok.

 

by plantationace
5-14-03
Since SC has no Weasel, I gotta do with a cat!
Hello all! My name is Crazy Weasel. Nice to meet you!
Hey CW..what's up?
Weasel..
I save a baby from a burning house one time! I'm a cool dude!
You sure are...dude..
...
So..am I cool?
Yeah baby! Red hot!

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
Where is Ace?
What? A cow in a fastfood...doh!
Meow...?...Mooooo.
What happen?
Where is that guy Ace? He left 30 minutes ago...
Moooooo.
Stood up?
I've been stood up? I got stood up by a stranger..huh..
Moo.

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
Well at you! Your late!
Huh? No "Hi Welcome to Burger King?" or anything?
John! I'm leaving for the day. Bye Bye!
Look at that ass...damn...
That cow was hard to kill. Kept thrashing about when we hit it on the head..
I knew I shouldn't of changed. So. Ready to neck..er go on that dat?

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
Awww...
Wow..it's so beautiful! I love it Ace!
I love sunsets with my babes. Wanna walk?
Uh oh..
...
...
SCORE!
What a stud!
I knew she wasn't a brunette!

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
A hippie speaks up!
No war! No war! It's all to kill children and teh oil!
Are you stupid?
What?
I asked you if your stupid. Are you?
is that a rhetorical question?
Ughh..

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
Well? Is it a rhetorical question?
No it is not a rhetorical question. Are you really stupid?
I have the IQ of Einstein..so no I am not stupid.
Ah. Did you say you have the IQ of a pile of crap?
...Because I see soem over there.

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
So I said to her, "I'm green with envy!" Get it? I'm green..with..envy..
Yeah....uh huh...
You do understand that I am a alien, right?
What? I thought you were a midget with a alien suit on...oh well.
Boo!
Goooodddziwa!

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
Nilo!
You like the place? All 11,000 acres of plantation.
11,000 acres of land? Damn man. That's a hella lot of trees.
Trees!
...
What?
Grass..
I forgot to mention they are cutting down alot of trees...
Oh..dude I'm sorry. Want a cookie?

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
Umm...Bob who?
Ace Macdood? I am the attorney of Bob Burger's family. You have been served.
Ace Macdood? I'm Vex_Blackheart. The dude your looking for has strips called "Catus" and "Old Friends.."
Are you Ace Macdood? If so you have been pwned..
Nope. Never heard of him.
Ah. So you are not Ace?

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
...
Are you trying to tell me something?
You made that lawyer come over and bother me. Ye shall pay.
Lawyer? What lawyer?
I have to go to court because of you!
Always have a fall man.

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
Blahhaha!
You'd figure he would come up with something a bit more orignal.
Of course. Using us is like begging for attention..
Woot and stuff.
...
...
hey look! A chesseburger!
Yeah but we are sooo cute!
Did you have to bring that up?

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I was like "Dude! Get off my lady! That is MY slime!
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Then I got my pal grey to fry his scrawny ass.
Yep.
Yep.
Are you gay for something?

 

by plantationace
5-15-03
Sagewood gets freaky!
You know most men can't handle lactating nipple torture. How large are your breasts? We could try it out...
I can do it! I'm tough!
Nipple torture is surprisingly effective Sage.
Oh? Well bring it on!
You sure about this Sage?
...

 

by plantationace
5-16-03
Vex, who's ya sugar daddy?
STRIPCREATOR!!!11eleven!!
Uh huh. Did you take your medication today?
Why in the world would I take my meds?
Don't ask me. Your the one who has the bubonic disease.
Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Why me? WHY ME???

 

by plantationace
5-16-03
With me being a demon of the underworld, I tend to get grouchy very easily.
Uh huh. So your saying you can't handle people calling you..good?
Good? Did you just call me GOOD? Ye shall die!
Hey man, your the one who wanted the advice!
...
I knew you couldn't kill anything. Your all soft inside, that's so sweet!

 

by plantationace
5-16-03
What's all this about?
You better run you chicken!
I'm just crusing the strip man. Trying to find someone to talk to.
Oh hey Ace. What are you doing?
I saw Tak and them over there. Let's go.
I have to WALK somewhere? Are you insane?

 

by plantationace
5-16-03
It's ok Dooley, getting a B in your class is OK..
I made a B! A friggin B damn it!
You know I never had B's..C's and such. I NEVER made a B..your lucky.
Ah well. I guess I can live with that.
You made a B Dooley.
I made a friggin B!!!!!!!!

 

by plantationace
5-16-03
Ace! Vex! What's up?
Hey man. What's going on?
Hey Dooley, I heard you made a B on a test. Good job!
Yeah well...
It's been taken care of Doolz. No more teacher!
You killed my teacher Ace? I'll still have the B dude..

 

by plantationace
7-26-03
i am kyl0rz! I rockz teh hose gjahe!
Oh god. Not again...
blahblahblahblahblahblab
Do you ever shut up?
Blahblahbabhalbhabah...ow..
Ok. That's it. I am going to kick your scrawny ass. Booyah!

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