WW 31: I'm Funnier Than Chubby

Author: possums

Date: December 3, 2004

by possums
12-03-04
Have you been cheating on your diet?
No, of course not!
Yes you have! I smell the chocolate on your breath!
That's so you wouldn't smell my secret lover's dick!
That's disgusting, but ingenious nonetheless.
Thanks, I used to be a roadie for Mötley Crüe.